Synopsis: you’re part of the polyamory relationship between Sapnap, Quackity and Karl. Let’s see how life is like with these three chaotic boys
Pairing: c!Karlnapity x GN!reader (they/them)
A/N: YAY MY FAVORITE SHIP IN THE DSMP WOOOO!! I’m sorry but these guys are lacking content so I’m here to serve you karlnapity fans <3 stans come get your juice (art credits go to @/kaiishou_ on Twitter)
TW: swearing, slight NSFW joke, mentions of fist fights, mentions of divorces, possessiveness, explosions, gore, yelling, panic attacks and crying (it’s all fluffy in the end though dw)
You’re a lucky son of a bitch and you know it
The festive bundle of a time-traveler, a demon and a duck is something to enjoy
These three boys are all so affectionate and handsy, but they all show their affection towards you in different ways
Karl is more physical, always snuggling his face into your neck or hugging you from behind. He also pecks your cheek a lot too
Sapnap prefers to show affection through words and nicknames, always complimenting you and saying how much he loves you
Quackity does it via teasing you. Whether it’s jokingly insulting you or poking fun at you, but he always gives you kisses on the foreheads too
I also like to believe that Quackity is the romantic one— his entire demeanor screams cheesy and fruity
He likes to give you roses or any type of flower while Karl and Sapnap just watch in the background, laughing at his antics
Sapnap: HEY WHERE’S MY ROSE
A lot of chaos adventures around the server, whether it’s in a new country or in the forest, it’s always chaos
Those are basically considered your dates lol, a lot happens during those trips
It could simply just be Karl needing to gather resources, and it turns into all four of you getting lost in a cave and having to camp out for a few nights
You set up the sleeping bags inside there warm and cozy cave as Sapnap lights a campfire using the tiny flames emitting from his fingers, the four of you sitting in comfortable silence.
“…. Remind me to never anger a mob of spiders ever again.” Quackity spoke up awkwardly, making the other two laugh while you punched his shoulder playfully, making the duck whine at the pain.
I feel like Karl is the type of person to just randomly give you little trinkets as gifts
Like he’d come back from a trip with bracelets, rings etc. and he’d just hand them to you with the most adorable smile
You find the gesture sweet so you just happily accept the gifts from him
Quackity’s wings are also a plus in the relationship too
You like to snuggle into them when you’re cold, and you find it adorable when the duck boy’s wings fluff up in shock
It’s endearing though, so he just leaves you be
Offer to preen his wings! He loves the feeling of your fingers working through his feathers, it makes him feel at ease
Don’t be surprised when a moan slips from his mouth though
Sapnap also gets jealous easily
Not even joking, like— VERY easily
Someone could be waving at you and that person would disintegrate from Sapnap’s death glare
Most likely got into a petty fight with someone before too
“Sapnap, why did you sock the guy in the face?” You asked him while tending his wounds that he got from a fist fight with a random guy
“He looked at you weirdly.” “BUT YOU STILL SHOULDN’T GET IN A FIST FIGHT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE—“
When all of you collectively are going on dates, they usually vary
You all have a little thing where one person from the poly relationship chooses what they want to do for the day
Karl likes to have his dates out in nature, whether they’re picnics, walks in the woods or just stargazing!
Quackity prefers fancy dates, like in restaurants, or just stay at home dates, he likes having the quiet and calm atmosphere around him (surprising for a guy like himself too)
Sapnap likes the fun and energetic types, like in theme parks, fairs or somewhere with a lot of fun and partying happening!
Don’t be surprised if he someday drags you into a bar and he gets a nasty hangover that all of you have to treat, whilst explaining what happened
“Soooooo— what happened?” The Blaze hybrid asked, whilst taking medicine to help with his hangover. “You started flirting with Y/N, and called us whorebags.” Quackity stated, making both you and Karl giggle in the background while Sapnap tries to process what the hell he just heard.
Okay now getting on the more serious topics, the whole Las Nevadas/Divorce arc was something that mentally damaged you all greatly
Due to the fact that that Karl lost too much memory when time-traveling, he forgot most of his memories with Quackity, and ended up building Kinoko Kingdom without him
Sapnap didn’t think much of it and thought he was informed, however you were a bit concerned when time passed on
When you tried to talk to Quackity about what happened, it was too late, as he was aware of everything that has already happened
Upon seeing you again, you saw that he was talking to Foolish about something… and that his attire was different too
Quackity just grabbed you by the wrist and offered you to stay with him within the new country he was building, called Las Nevadas
At first you hesitated, but this was your fiancé! You couldn’t just leave him… right?
Turns out things went downhill sooner than expected
Sapnap and Karl soon noticed your absence a few days after, and during that timespan Las Nevadas was already starting to flourish
So the two boys came by to visit and see if they could find you there
They did but… they also found Quackity in the process
“What. The hell are you two doing here?” Quackity spoke to his “fiancé’s”, his tone filled with nothing but hatred as you hid behind him, seeking for some form of comfort within his wings. Karl still not remembering anything was left dumbfounded, but Sapnap was panicking and trying to explain everything.
“N-No wait sweetie you don’t understand—“ “NO! YOU DO NOT GET TO CALL ME THAT!! Not after what you two did to me! Leaving me to rot while you both built a kingdom WITHOUT ME!!!” You squeaked as you bolted away slightly from Quackity, startled by the yelling. Sapnap noticed this and reached out to get you, but his hand was slapped away.
“No you’re- you’re not taking them away from me.” Quackity sneered, his expression not showing any form of mercy. “I won’t let you take them away from me.” Sapnap started to get a bit agitated by this, and fired back immediately. “ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THEY’RE OUR FIANCÉ TOO!? YOU’RE JUST SHELTERING THEM AWAY FROM US!!” The Blaze hybrid yelled back, making the duck hybrid yell even louder. “AND FOR A GOOD FUCKING REASON TOO!!!”
Karl. Who was previously confused and baffled, was now having a form of his memories flood back. He started to feel anxious, and that anxiety turned into fear and dread. He left him. He left Quackity when he never even meant for it. But it was already too late, as the brunette reached out to speak, something cold and hard hit his forehead. He looked down to see a ring sitting between his feet.
Quackity threw his engagement ring at him. And everyone in the situation knew exactly what this meant. The engagement was called off. Quackity scoffed and slammed the door in their faces before they could even speak another word to him or you.
After the fight, you started crying and having a panic attack. The love between all of your lovers was now shattered, and you couldn’t do jack shit about it
Quackity, despite still being filled with rage and anger from the fight earlier, gave you a look of sympathy and walked over towards you
He pulled you into a comforting hug with his wings, the same one he’d always do when you’re sad
He consoled you and calmed you down, letting you know that he still loves you, and how much you meant to him
You were so touched by this, that you let out all of your emotions into his loving arms, slowly learning to accept this new life you’re gonna have to get used to
The duck hybrid was still pretty possessive of you, it took quite a bit of convincing to let him have you go outside of his country
He’s not a creep or anything! He just wants to keep you safe
You got used to the life of a casino town pretty quickly. You were really good friends with Fundy, Purpled and Foolish. You’d occasionally see a now revived Wilbur and Tommy talking to your lover about some matters you never bothered to listen in on them
But you still couldn’t help but miss the warmth of Karl and Sapnap
The way they looked at you one last time, the look was filled with nothing but heartbreak, it destroyed you
They knew it wasn’t your fault, but it still made you feel sick to the stomach
So one day, you went out on a walk to clear your head. Trying to figure out what to do
You had accidentally wandered too far off; away from safety, as you were drowning in your own thoughts, trying to calm yourself
But unfortunately, you got attacked by a hoard of mobs
Skeletons were shooting from left and right, spiders jumping from the air, and zombies appearing out of nowhere
You didn’t bring any form of weapons with you, so you were just— running for dear life, praying you wouldn’t die as you bleed out
You managed to get away from most of them, but a creeper exploded you off a cliff and you took a lot of damage from there
Coughing up blood as you took shelter under the hollow shaft of a tree, trying to keep yourself awake. Your phone wasn’t on you. You just had to hope and pray
Fortunately, Quackity happened to hear the ruckus and came over to check out what’s as going on
He saw your body laying weak under there tree and he panicked, gently caressing your body as he looked in his inventory for food or potions, but he found nothing, and he was too far from Las Nevadas
Cursing to himself, he picked you up and took you to the only other place he knew
Karl was trying to take care of his fiancé’, after the whole events with their former lover, they have been trying their best to move on but— simply couldn’t.
Both boys were about to go to bed when they heard vigorous knocking on the door. Sighing in agitation, Sapnap got up from his bed and walked up to the door, only to be horrified by the sight.
You laid in Quackity’s safe arms as he shielded your bloodied and bruised body with his wings, as said duck hybrid tries to stay calm, but can’t help himself and let the tears run down his face. “Please…. Please help them…”
Despite being confused and terrified, Sapnap let him in without hesitation and immediately told Karl about it too
The time traveler gave you a potion and medicine while Sapnap healed your wounds with the medkit he had in the living room, whilst feeding you too
They both let you rest up on your couch, as you were our like a light
When you woke up, you groaned as three bodies engulfed you into a hug
“I— I was so worried about you!! Please don’t scare me like that again!!!” Quackity sobbed into your chest while you just hugged him back, letting a tear or two shed. “It’s okay… I’m fine now.”
Upon waking up you explained everything that has happened and what you’ve been feeling/what you’ve been doing
Turns out, the relationship was all just a form of miscommunication, both sides didn’t hear enough from the other
Everyone made up from there, Sapnap, Quackity and Karl all apologized to each other
Karl also promised to talk more about his time travel thing so you three could understand things that happen in the future more easily
This family might take some healing before it’s complete, but right now, you were happy with this moment, just when the four of you were on big happy family
