Jul 2, 2021
Shaden: Man.. A goat man. What the point of all this masquerade even?
Goatman: NO RAIDS ON MY LANDS-!!
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Shaden: Man.. A goat man. What the point of all this masquerade even?
Goatman: NO RAIDS ON MY LANDS-!!
With Nate teaveling different lands, any new things he found? Say goats and grogs? :3c
Jenna: Well, from our adventures, we didn't really see a frog since we've been going around in forests and the mountains. Though, I think we DID see a weird goat in the plains a while back and-
Nate: No, it was a guy in a goat costume, Jenna! I keep telling you, that thing was standing on 2 legs, so it's GOTTA be a guy!
Jenna: You're imagining things, what kind of a guy would be wearing a goat costume in the middle of the plains?
Nate: I don't know, I'm not a goat person!
((Featuring @minecraftian-goatman cause why not, lmao))
Jad any ill intentioned encounter? Be it human or mob?
Zub: Well, so far there has not been encounters with ill intent behind them... Although, there was this one fella who was very straightforward with their words...
You're sexy and you know it, right?
Goatman: You think I'm that nice looking...?
Hey! Creepers keep flocking to my build no matter how much I light it up? Have you had this problem? Rebuilding my stairs, and grotto over and over is getting really sad.
Goatman: No, but I have a fix to this problem. Which is-
Those boom blocks don't even get a chance to explode, since they will be busy running away like little cowards!
kitty!!! pls tell me they have a name…. <333
Goatman: Now what kinda fella doesn't name their pets? That's stupid.
🐐 IT'S THE GOATMAN! 🐐 Where is he from? What's his deal? Who knows, but he better not catch you on his bridge or you'll be punt away with a headbutt! Just like an actual goat! (ouch)
He is roughly 2 blocks tall of a man and he has the strength to back up a painful headbutt. The land he has claimed is a small mountain surrounded by forest and swamp area around it, and sea is not too far off either!
A good spot for the goat man.
Peets?
Goatman: Respect her full name.