🐐 Goatman! 🐐

Welcome to the lands of Goatman! Just don't go raiding it and most importantly, stay away from his bridge, and you're all good! ... Hopefully. [[This blog may contain adult themed content, proceed with your own discretion.]] [This is a side blog with main one being @askzub !]

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[[UPDATED REF FOR GOATMAN~! Down below some basic facts of the man and his surroundings, click "keep reading" to see rest of the text. Said text may be edited if there is any future changes.]]

NAME: Goatman

HEIGHT: Roughly 2 blocks tall ((not counting in goat head))

AGE: ?????

BASIC INFO: Physically incredibly strong, idiot of a man with honest (blunt) mouth. Almost always wearing his goat coat. Goatman owns lands of woods and mountain with swamp along with sea close to it. He lives mostly solitary life, accompanied by some farm animals and multiple cats. One of them being Missus Peets who often accompanies him. A lovable little bundle of fluff who seems to be always in a good mood and overflowing with friendliness.

It is not rare for travelers to go across his lands, but should they come across his bridge he will give a fair warning to get away from it and if warning is not heeded he is not afraid to resort to violence. He is not a man who shies away from a fight and often even welcomes it.

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Just two fellas, hanging out...

(( Drawing made during Art Fight, featuring Serpentine! @ask-serpentine-the-untamed ))

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Hello, what do you seem to be doing

Goatman: Oh, this? Giving finishing touch to my mailbox!

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[Goatman is up to something, it seems...]

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Shaden: Man.. A goat man. What the point of all this masquerade even?

Goatman: NO RAIDS ON MY LANDS-!!

[shaden-thezombieslasher]

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You're sexy and you know it, right?

Goatman: You think I'm that nice looking...?

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The pretty necklace you wear... is it jewelry or does it hold the goatcoat in place?

Goatman: Yea, it's keeps the coat on me.

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Hey! Creepers keep flocking to my build no matter how much I light it up? Have you had this problem? Rebuilding my stairs, and grotto over and over is getting really sad.

Goatman: No, but I have a fix to this problem. Which is-

Those boom blocks don't even get a chance to explode, since they will be busy running away like little cowards!

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Peets?

Goatman: Respect her full name.

[askroddcreeper]

((sneak peek at all the OC i doodled up~ this is for hitting 700 followers and lining and colouring this will keep me busy~ thank you all for the follows and the kindness it was a nice come back and know i only can draw want i can see fully))

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kitty!!! pls tell me they have a name…. <333

Goatman: Now what kinda fella doesn't name their pets? That's stupid.

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What if a creeper is on your bridge? Afraid they would blow up your land?

Goatman: I've worked too hard on my stuff to let it be blown up willy nilly by some dumb creepers...

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I like your pecks. You work out? :3c

Goatman: Now pardon me, I gotta take this piggy back to my lands before sunset!

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Wait... goatman is wearing goat coat. Did you slaughter one of your brethren??? How dare you!

Goatman: How were they able to hold in all that blood?????

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Shaden: Man.. A goat man. What the point of all this masquerade even?

Goatman: NO RAIDS ON MY LANDS-!!

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Is he man? Or is he goat?

Goatman: Why even question it? Hahh!