#minerva mcgonagall.

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welcome to hogwarts college, MARY MACDONALD & MINERVA MCGONAGALL! a lot has changed since we last saw you around  —  you’ve got twenty - four hours until your next class starts up. belissa escobedo & sandra oh are now taken.

( belissa escobedo, twenty two, demigirl ) hey, was that MARY MACDONALD passing by? I didn’t think the HALF BLOOD was a student, but I’d recognize HER anywhere. rumor has it they’re UNEMPLOYED, so who knows what they’re doing here. they always reminded me of UNDERGROUND BY CODY FRY. I’ve also heard they’ve been recruited by THE BANNERET OF BELTANE. but despite all that I think they’re still HUMOROUS, STAUNCH & ARDENT and ABRASIVE, FRIVOLOUS & INDULGENT. and the HUFFLEPUFF alum still reminds me of freshly baked and traditionally american apple pie, the city skyline at midnight, running down a hallway with your best friends when your drunk and the only thing leaving your mouth is laughter, going underwater and just floating— imagining that you’re in space, and the sunlight bronzing your skin. well, then, I guess some things never change.   ( paloma, twenty four, cst, she/her )

( sandra oh, forty five, cisfemale ) hey, was that MINERVA MCGONAGALL passing by? I didn’t think the HALF BLOOD was a student, but I’d recognize HER anywhere. rumor has it they’re working as a PROFESSOR OF TRANSFIGURATION AT HOGWARTS AND TRANSFIGURATION ADVISOR AT HOGWARTS COLLEGE, so who knows what they’re doing here. they always reminded me of MORE THAN A WOMAN BY THE BEE GEES. I’ve also heard they’ve been recruited by NO ONE. but despite all that I think they’re still CARING, WISE & JOVIAL and PROPER, QUICK TEMPERED & ALOOF. and the GRYFFINDOR alum still reminds me of the smell of a first edition classic book, singing at the top of your lungs in the shower, scotch— on the rocks only, that well worn leather chair that you just slide into, and the scratching sound the quill makes against a piece of parchment. well, then, I guess some things never change.   ( paloma, twenty four, cst, she/her )

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mcgonagall: boys and girls will not be allowed in each other's dormitories

gay kids: *laughter*

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and his name is voldemort —     so you might as well use it.   professor minerva mcgonagall.     ©