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Joe: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Joe: And I started thinking.

Joe: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Joe: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Ming : Are you ok?

`~•°.oh my pure Joe, always the sacrificial lamb

Ming: Wow, Joe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Joe: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ming: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Joe: Change is inedible.

Ming: Don't you mean inevitable?

Joe, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Ming : I regret nothing!!!

Joe: I regret everything!!!

~the whole of My Stand in, in 2 sentences folks.

Ming , to Joe: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

▪︎•°.this would be MingJoe if Ming had ANY common sense

-has anyone been watching My Stand In the series?! I need someone to rant to about how Joe deserves better!!

(Kinda wanna turn this into a incorrect quotes page, should I?)

Ming: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Joe: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Ming: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Joe: Ming, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Ming: 😲

-i am infact the 19yo that is waiting to be adopted

♡just my journal tracker for My Stand in the series. I promise it looks better in real life. I just don't know how to take good pictures~

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