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Mav, ex-cop, rookie mob henchman: Shooting is so simple, how hard could it be to hit a stationary target?

Mav: [Fails to hit a single target in thirty rounds]

Don: He's always staring at me. He looks like he wants to eat me, but he's just like a teddy bear. Not damgerous at all.

Mav: I'm gonna ruin him as soon as I get the chance. He's gonna forget he's my boss when I'm done with him.

[Making my OCs kiss and make-out] This is going to cause so many problems for them >:3

H: Join us or die.

M: You might as well kill me. I don't wanna join!

D: [Smolders] Be part of our family, there are many benefits to-

M: Alright you've twisted my arm. I'll join your gang!

D: I haven't finished yet, don't you want to-

M: [Staring at his butt] I've seen the light, I know now where I belong.

Mav: Killing should only be used as a last resort!

Hel: Okay

Mav: But if anyone were to ever hurt you, you have to tell me. No one gets to harm my kid and live to see another day.

Hel: Didn't you just say murder is bad?

Mav: No, I said it shouldn't be your first choice for problem solving.

Hel: What about that guy last week that you shot for calling Mr. Badham a 'sour-faced gorilla with intimacy issues'?

Mav: How do you know about that?

Hel: Mr. Badham told me.

Mav: ...I never said I was a good role model. Also, stop calling your father "Mr. Badham."

Hel: No problem. See you tomorrow, 'Roulette'.

Mav: [Sigh] Kids these days...

The temptation to make my oc 5' 4" so he can bridal carry his 6' 2" boyfriend like its nothing is shockingly strong

Its important to me that scary men are loved, too. Especially if they take their boyfriend's strap like a champ

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