#minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jennhoney]

I probably will need an engine and a foot for my birthday

but also him.

[jennhoney]

My Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Romance sticker is too big for my vanilla extract bottle. Doesn’t the whole vanilla extract thing feel like it was a million years ago? I have a cheese joke, art from a tumblroo, a butt from a tumblroo, a pickle slut sticker, among other things on my tumblr bottle. I do need to add a potato. I thought that was going to be the perfect spot for a Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I need a new sticker spot for bookish things I guess.

[jennhoney]

That checks out

[jennhoney]

Have you tried

Closing the app and never returning?

[jennhoney]

Today, after many years, finally, on my first try, I correctly remembered that my Minotaur tag has 17 exclamation points.

All these years of Tumblr forgetting my complicated tags was just to make me stronger.

Today I am finally an island.

I don't know what's happening either.

[jennhoney]

I drew the maze of fancy back in 2012 but now I have a model that will pose for me.

[jennhoney]

#17 A Mythological Creature- The Enabler and The Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, I drew my Minotaur like he’s in a boy band.

@pinkabrinka made a cool art challenge for the month of August but I’m doing it out of order and whenevery.

[jennhoney]

I'm pretty excited about the red velvet rope outside my room

Me: are you going to a wine and cheese tasting?

Auntmurble: I am!

Me: yeah Facebook just told me you were interested in an event in my area and I was like, she better not be going into my room!

Auntmurble: *laughs* OH NO the tasting is in your room!

(She’s been marathoning The Borgias for what seems like forever and I catch bits of it when I walk through.)

Me: I look at the tv *gasp* HE HAS A MINOTAUR STATUE IN HIS BEDROOM??? I need one of those for my wine tasting. God he has a unicorn mask AND a Minotaur statue.

Auntmurble: he does! Wow. You are really paying attention.

Me: UGH all the characters are right he is magnificent. (Mostly what I know of the show is characters saying how magnificent Cesare Borgia is and gdi they are right)

Auntmurble: what if the Minotaur was made of cheese?

Me: YES! But also what if it was rotating slow roasted meat that we shaved off a bit at a time? (Trademarked)

Auntmurble: YES! Oh man if I ever have a bunch of money I am getting one of those!

Me: we need to take this to kickstarter immediately.