I've memorized this now....(Minstrel Number- White Christmas...)
I'd rather see a minstrel show, than any other show I know! All those comical folks, (BKAH!) with their riddles and jokes! Here is the riddle that I love the best, "Why does a chicken-" and you know the rest! Yes sir! (I'm not really sure about that part...but just go with it.) I'd pawn my overcoat and vest to see a minstrel shoooow!
Mr. Bones! Mr. Bones! How do you feel, Mr. Bones!?
Rattlin'.
Mr. Bones feels rattlin'. Ha-ha. That's a good one...
Tell a little story, Mr. Bones...
A funny little story, Mr. Bones...
How can you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday?
That joke is old, the answer is to kill the dog on Sunday!
That's not the way to stop a dog from biting you on Monday!
How would you bring a thing about?
Have the doggy's teeth pulled out!!
Oh, Mr. Bones, that's terrible...
Yes, Mr. Bones, that's terrible...
(dancedancemusicmusicswitchingpositions...lalala)
Oh, Mr. Ridderloctor!
What is wrong with you?
Well, I know of a doctor.
Tell about him, do.
Sad to say one day he fell, right into a great big well...
Oh, that's too bad...
Why not at all!
Why speak in such a tone?
He should've attended to the sick and left the well alone!
That's a joke (HO HO) that they told (HA HA) in the minstrel days we missed! When Georgie Primrose used to sing and dance to a song like this!
