#mint's barking

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Couldn’t even get a dog clicker at my local pet store…

this hellhole is trying to stop me from teasing the cute puppies on the internet, this truly is terf island.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Perhaps I should be clearer with things, ahem. I think a stronger, bigger, terrifying wolf girl fucking the shit out of me is hot, however wanna know what's hotter? Having the ability to melt said wolf girl with literally 2 words, and turn her back into a subby puppy at any time.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

There is no meme, I wanna fuck puppygirls, puppyboys and puppytheys.

That's it, that's the post. Reblog it, you agree.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, so naturally making an "evil" clone of myself and sending it to kill me is just flirting, right?

It's completely fine if I duel it, rip it out of it's mech, and then make out with it right? Yeah you get me, I'm normal.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

And now two excitable, adorable little pups have called me a goddess.

I'm not sure how to take this to be honest, I see myself more as a cruel angel more than anything.

Perhaps I need to develop even more of an ego...

[sleepdeprivedmint]

"Quit awakening things inside me" voted number one thing for "girl" (animal) to tell you.

Now of course, we have to keep going~

[sleepdeprivedmint]

You've heard of Handler that crashes out and almost goes insane from the stress of managing their hounds, now get ready foooor: Handler that just laughs off everything that happens. From an outside perspective, one of the pups accidentally detonating enough bombs to level the entire garrison they were meant to be taking is pretty funny!

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Ok, so I've seen some things about mechsplo in a Lancer setting, with most of it focusing on Harrison Armoury, which given the themes of fascism and imperialism in the wider space does make sense.

But come on. Are you honestly telling me SSC wouldn't make hounds into a thing?