Give pilots a purpose

GM-14 - "Spearmint" 22 years old She/They Mostly Mechsplo

[sleepdeprivedmint]

This is an 18+ blog with a focus on mechs, petplay and bad-ends

Hello my name is Mint. I use she/they pronouns (this is a recent development)

If you're seeing this, odds are you're just as on board for mechsplotation as I am. We here adore well behaved hounds, and their wonderful handlers just as much. Gonna be honest, I'm a bit nervous to do be doing this, but I'll be sure to post things eventually!

We truly do strive to ensure every pilot finds their purpose ♥

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Personnel File - GM-14:

Name: N/A Pronouns: She/They Callsign: "Spearmint" Age: 21 Origin: Britain (unfortunately) Pilot "archetype": Hound Handler: None

Assigned Combat Frame:

Name: "Kirin" Type: Lightweight-Reverse Joint Weaponry: Twin machine guns, shoulder mounted cannon, pulse blade Preferred combat style: Close to mid range assault

Additional Notes:

Interests: Mecha, Fantasy, TTRPGs, Horror (especially psychological), Bad Ends, and of course Petplay

Favourite Games: Armoured Core 6, TF2 (both of them), Warframe, Bloodborne, FFXIV, Lobotomy Corporation

mutuals feel free to message me i don't bite, that's what the muzzle is for after all :3

[heckeronincheese]

Found out the hard way.

Dont let the Hounds discover the hit song Closer By Nine Inch Nails

...they take the lyrics VERY seriously

[gingik]

[handlerposter]

Everyone talks about Hound’s dysphoria and helping them with transitioning, but what about the dysphoric Handler?

Handler who only wears the long coats and baggy pants because She can’t stand to look at what lies underneath.

Handler who was once a Hound, getting a taste of femininity and having the chilling realization that She can never go back.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Lying through my teeth voice: “Handlers hate me for my untameable skittish stray dog energy.”

[thehangarqueen]

Which part is the lie? The untameable skittissh stray dog energy? Or the Handlersss hating it?

[sleepdeprivedmint]

I mean I have received headpats the second I said that, so I’ll let you be the judge :3

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Lying through my teeth voice: “Handlers hate me for my untameable skittish stray dog energy.”

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Occasionally we let the hounds out for you know, leisure activities. Unfortunately, in recent times, we’ve found out that a hound’s idea of unwinding results in enough biting to incapacitate half the pack.

Remember: muzzles are standard issue equipment for a reason…

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Hound, we need you to get into the mech right this instant! The base is under attack! We’re no longer pet-playing, this is pet-war soldier.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Hound coming back from a mission on foot to her mech:

“Who- who the fuck gave my mech a parking ticket???”

[sleepdeprivedmint]

i wish i could be you

that’s sweet of you to say, but really, don’t wish for something like that

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[trappedinmyoldways]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open

[jaydove-writes]

Please reblog this. I don’t care what your blog’s theme or aesthetic is. This is important.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

"Hi! I'm Spearmint, and welcome to Jackass!"

Grabs the nearest enemy mech and slams a pile bunker into it hard enough to get the pilot pregnant, much to her handler's dismay

[polysucks]

Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

[polysucks]

I was correct not to be concerned by a potential threat to the marriage pact I have made for my fair maiden daughter. For the battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight that has sworn fealty to me as their lord, and thus taken the most honorable oath to protect my maiden daughter is in FACT! A woman. Surely, my best laid plans for my daughter’s future will remain unaltered.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I am transgender and wish for the fall of the American government.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Not having a handler anymore is an interesting predicament to be in. On the one hand, as a whole we're still an effective weapon, and perfectly capable of continuing our mission to ensure every mech pilot sees how wonderful wearing a collar and being a good girl for handlers is.

On the other hand, whining I miss handler... awooo...

[ross-hollander]