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[crystalsoul16]

Tag 20 Followers

I was tagged by @x-n3rdibug-x

Name: Kaitlyn Nickname: K, K-chan, Katie, Kait, Crys, honestly call me whatever you want~ nicknames are fun~!! Gender: female Star Sign: cancer Height: 5′2″/157cm Sexual Orientation: pansexual Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff Favourite Animal: wolves Favourite Colour: I like various shades of blue and green Average Hours of Sleep: tends to vary, but these last few days I’ve been getting around 9 or 10. And yet I’m still tired when I wake up wtf me??? Cat or Dog Person: I always dislike this question because I love both so much, but I guess I’m a bit more of a dog person Favourite Fictional Characters: I have so many lol but let’s go for 6 like a pokemon team lol. Yoosung from Mystic Messenger, N from Pokemon, Baymax from Big Hero 6, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, Link from Legend of Zelda, aaaand.... -throws a dart at a list of remaining faves- .......Hideyoshi from Baka and Test Number of Blankets I Sleep With: just one Favourite Singer/Band: I honestly love listening to Linkin Park, especially their newer stuff! Dream Job: Video game design/production! Or anything in the video game industry really, but I would love to be involved in the design aspect. Cuz character design and world building is fun~ When Was This Blog Created: uuhhhhh.... -checks archive- ....July 11th of 2011... wow, I’ve been around here for quite a while Number of Followers: 309 When This Blog Peaked: I’d say it’s at its peak right now

I tag: do I even have 20 active follwers? idk I guess we’ll see. Also you guys aren’t obligated to do this if you don’t want to. Or if I didn’t tag you but you still wanna do it, I’ll tag you in spirit so feel free to do this~

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[lykos777]

It's very true. Donald's AI SUCKS SO MUCH. He'll pretty much heal you RIGHT after you've healed yourself to full health.

…jesus, and I thought the AI in Xenoblade (example; Shulk using Monado Buster WHEN IT’S NOT NEEDED AND WASTING THE TALENT GAUGE WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN USED ON SOMETHING ELSE) was bad. But healing right after you’ve done it yourself… goddamn. Shoddy AI indeed.

[arstsbuns]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRAGEKOAS! EAT CAKE AND BE MERRY!

Here's your baby Skai! :'D I hope I didn't butcher him too badly. He's so pretty.

[arstsbuns]

"I’ve got one word for you: sing-along!" Hannibal/Sailor Moon ;D <3

I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THIS ABOMINATION OF CRACK

YOU TROLL

<3

Title: The Power of Music

Genre: Absolute crack

Length: 578 words

Though the vacation overseas was supposed to be a merry event, trouble seemed to find the group of girls wherever they went. This time, the trouble took a very unusual and unsettling form; they didn’t have the regular sort of dark monster on their hands.

Instead, they had a cannibal.

“This isn’t our usual problem…” Makoto paused.

“It’s true, we don’t deal with human criminals,” Ami agreed, though she sounded reluctant to dismiss the matter. “We really can’t just fight a regular human.”

“But can we really ignore this?” Rei asked, crossing her arms.

“We’ve got to do something,” Minako agreed.

Usagi stood up and put her milkshake down on the table with uncharacteristic conviction. Though the Styrofoam cup didn’t make much of an intimidating sound, the movement was still enough to get the attention of her friends.

“I know exactly what to do,” Usagi said with a nod.

“What’s your idea?” Ami asked curiously, though some of the others seemed wary.

Usagi took a deep breath before revealing her plan. “I’ve got one word for you: sing along!”

The other girls were rightly wary.

~oOo~

As it turned out, one sociopathic cannibal was no match five teenage with celestial patterns in colorful high heels. They had him tied to one of his kitchen chairs, apprehended, and thoroughly harmless within just a few moments. Though the kitchen was large and absolutely spotless, Sailor Moon had no desire to look inside that fridge for any snacks.

“Exactly what are you planning to accomplish here?” Hannibal asked, his voice oddly calm.

Sailor Jupiter tightened the ropes binding him to the chair. “To teach you a lesson.”

Aside, Sailor Mars shook her head slowly as she spoke quietly. “This is never going to work.”

“It’s not the worst idea to attempt non-violent punishments to encourage someone to reform their ways,” Sailor Mercury said with an uncomfortable smile, though her tone of voice revealed that she was also unconvinced.

“So you’re planning to kill me,” he said, almost amusedly.

“No,” Sailor Moon said. “We’re keeping you here all night.”

He arched an eyebrow at her. “And?”

“You’re going to repeat after me and sing all the reasons why it’s wrong to be a cannibal until the sun comes up,” she said, her voice firm and resolute. “In the name of the moon, I’ll educate you!”

At first, it took threats of attacks to make him sing the songs, all of which were simply nursery rhymes changed to have lyrics that discouraged eating other people. They were steadfast in their promise, though not everyone was able to stay awake through the slow process. On top of that, Hannibal was absolute tone deaf and couldn’t hold a single note.

Sailor Mercury occasionally chimed in with facts about the health ramifications of eating other people, especially due to the high fat content of heavier meals. The plan seemed ridiculous and ineffectual at first, but as the night went on, Hannibal’s imperturbable demeanor broke to frustration after the fourth repetition 'Did You Eat the Muffin Man?' and the third of 'Mary Had a Little Human Whose Skin Was Not Delicious.'

By popular demand, they left him tied up when they departed when dawn came. They had varied opinions on how effective the plan was, but if nothing else, the man’s story about five girls in short skirts and high heels tying him up and forcing him to sing would probably be enough to land him in psychiatric ward for a while.