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THINGS I’VE SAID ON DISCORD AS SENTENCE STARTERS: THIS PAST WEEK EDITION.
“boy oh boy oh boy. man oh man.” “is this a bit are we doing a bit right now” “i live to joke another day” “i would let him kill me. i know he wouldnt but if he did id just take it” “dont like the implications of that” “i kind of want to do it as a social experiment just to see what would happen” “like the point is that everyone is free to break the rules at any time” “great job genius you really avoided holding people at gunpoint with that one” “WHERE DID YOU COME FROM” “the order cannot change because im too used to the order and if it changes i WILL cry about it” “i would have remembered a name as fucking stupid as ___” “dont you just want to hold his hand and marry him” “im gonna be honest i didnt even realize there was more than one james bond movie until like a month ago i just thought there was one and it was really famous and thats where, like, the quote came from” “the tension between me and the group of teenage boys that watched me fail to parallel park for 5 minutes straight...” “rat in the garden wot am a gonna do” “he can have a little crisis as a treat” “if you get horrifically killed ill write a creepypasta about it” “technically you dont have to fight it but it will fight you” “sorry to interrupt its just my brand” “bribery always works” “ur not slow im just a speedrunner” “he just has a sword for self defense” “im not suggesting a teamup but maybe i am suggesting a teamup” “i cant deal with these fucking british people anymore” “YOUR NAME IS FUCKING ___? ___??? WHY IS THAT YOUR NAME?” “uh oh there’s a bitchass lookin guy.” “id die for him i know hed never let me but id do it” “you. are perfect. no one else” “i mean shes big sexy hot hot awooga lady but damn” “thats like the british version of naming someone chad stupidtown” “uh oh! spicy icy” “oh no my catboy weakness. fuck” “i cant pay for it because i dont have money” “color orange was in fact named after fruit orange” “ive been sitting here opening and closing my scissors for like five minutes” “it was very unexpected. people dont often have the audacity.” “i like his hair because you know me and my love of hairstyles that are stupid.” “still..... thats kinda like spiritually fucking idk thats pretty sus” “oh? hello everyone. i'm not the least bit concerned about what just happened to me.” “uh oh it seems ive been too busy getting other peoples taxes dealt with that i have forgotten to do my taxes!” “yeah and im gonna continue to do it but that doesnt mean i have to like it” “___ is also a murderer so he says murder is forgivable sometimes” “its hard to have any real conflict with him because hes immune to losing” “ive decided today im making a mistake” “i have no money but yes i do dont worry abt it” “i hate to say i have never ever had that issue” “tucked in? yes yes yes yes yes” “shame we cant be in the teapot together”
Random Prompts for Your Needs
As always, adjust nouns/pronouns as needed!
“I’m here for you if you need it.”
“Let them go!”
“Leave them alone!”
“I know it’s you.”
“I know you’re there.”
“Any particular reason you’re following me?”
“When did you realize you were in love?”
“Actually, that makes even less sense now that you’ve explained it.”
“I can see the resemblance.”
“No matter how many years pass I’ll always remember your voice.”
“There’s a time for us. But it’s not now.”
“I will always be with you.”
“I want to walk beside you forever.”
“Take my hand and don’t let go.”
“If I could I’d sweep you off your feet physically too.”
“I love you.”
“I can’t believe it took us nearly dying just for me to realize _____.”
“One of these days, you’re going to get yourself into a situation where you’re fucked, and you’re not gonna be able to un-fuck yourself.”
“____ing to try and fill the void never works. Believe me, I’ve tried.”
“This one’s for all the people who made this possible. Including the one’s that aren’t here to see it anymore.”
“I wish you were here.”
“You’d love this place.”
“This reminded me of you.”
“I think about you sometimes. I’ll look at something or visit some place and just think of you and how you’d like it.”
“I never want to be apart from you.”
“It feels strange knowing how two people’s souls could be tied together and they never even know it.”
“Alright, the truth is I’ve known for a long time.”
“You and I? We’re partners in crime. Thick as thieves we are. A real pair of aces.”
“All my life I’ve felt like a monster. But with you, I actually feel human.”
“You make me feel like a person.”
“When I’m with you, the feeling is indescribable!”
“We should make a secret handshake or something.”
“You smell so good.”
“That looks new.”
“Something’s different about you... I like it.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever been in love before.”
“Whatever you’re doing right now, drop it. We’ve got somewhere to be.”
“You look nice. Going somewhere?”
“Now where do you think you’re going all dolled up like that?”
“I’m not the best at this. You understand that, don’t you?”
“Your hair is so soft.”
“Is that my shirt/jacket/sweater?”
“There you go again trying to steal my look.”
“Talking to you feels like a game of Wheel of Fortune sometimes.”
“Am I speaking another language?!”
“You have the attention span of a fucking wet soap bar.”
“So you have been paying attention.”
“Impressive. No, I had total faith in you, really. I just didn’t think you’d actually do it.”
“Good plan, what do you want written on your tombstone?”
“____. Famous last words.”
“I can’t die now! I don’t even have a will written up!”
“You came back for me?”
“I’d never leave you behind.”
“Just because I’m pissed at you doesn’t mean I suddenly stop caring about you.”
“Just because I’m pissed at you doesn’t mean I suddenly stop loving you.”
“Quite beating around the bush, just tell me why you’re acting like this.”
“You know why people say communication is key? You. You are the reason why people say that.”
“You’re gonna have a date with your hand if you keep that up.”
“____ squad!”
“You’re the Yee to my Haw.”
“You’re so warm...”
“Something about you just makes me want to hold you close and never let you go.”
“You have all the ferocious instincts of a hamster hunting a shred of lettuce.”
“If you were going for scary I’m sorry to tell you that it’s not coming off that way.”
“Where did you hide my ____?”
“How many times do I have to tell you that you can’t just go around putting things in your mouth?”
“You’ve got a little something on your face.”
“I’d ask where you got this ____ but I’m too afraid to find out so I’m just not going to question it.”
“On this episode of Hoarders: Buried Alive...”
“I just feel like you could benefit from a good trip to a therapist about this.”
“When this is all over, we’re gonna nap for at least three days and no one better bother us.”
“I’ve been in the wilderness for so long that granola bars have been liquified in my pockets. I didn’t even know that was possible.”
“Woah, hey! Easy! Put that down before you hurt yourself!”
“This actually turned pretty nice! I’m proud of us!”
“You made this for me?”
“You did this for me?”
“There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.”
“I used to think this sort of thing was pointless but you’re really changing my mind here.”
“I’ve never known you to be anything but stubbornly perseverant.”
“If you put your mind to it, I know it’ll get done.”
“I trust that I’m leaving this in good hands.”
“Just give me a bunch of seed and a yo-yo. I’ll get you a ____.”
“You just feel your soul leave your body too?”
“Oh quit complaining, at least yours was floating up.”
“Pretty sure this is how at least one war in history started.”
“You don’t need to be here if you don’t want to.”
“You feel like staying the night?”
“I’m not letting you go home like this.”
“Stay with me.”
“Maybe just five more minutes...”
“Ah ah, put that down.”
“Oh we’re not going anywhere.”
“Look at this mess.”
“No, our situation is bad enough as is. We are not adding a dog to this mess.”
“Can we keep it? Please?”
“The stork’s on its way. What? No, you idiot- I meant an actual stork.”
“Don’t move. I think we’re being watched.”
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“I know I say this a lot but this is a bad idea.”
“This is the biggest Uh-Oh I think I’ve ever been in. I mean, it’s beyond Spaghetti-O’s levels of Uh-oh.”
“It’s gonna be a long trip.”
“Well at least your playlist has some good tracks.”
“Alright, that’s enough. Turn it off.”
“Would you get out from under there already?”
Critical Role : Arrival at Kraghammer Sentence Starters
Give him some shiny! I love discounts! I was told there would be no maths. Let’s ask him. Maybe he’s drunk enough to help us. I have an intelligence of six. I know what I’m doing. No touching the drunk Dwarf! We’ve heard you know more about this town than anyone else. I haven’t fought one of your kind in a long time. We actually got rid of the troll dick. How about we pose as brother and sister, creepy? You foreigners are wandering off too far in districts you don’t belong to. What’s your business? I want to say, if that’s your animal, don’t bring it here. What a rich sons o’bitches. Damn gated communities. This is why we go to brothels instead. Yes, my hearing is perfectly fine. I have hickeys! Is that bear yours? I’ll take on this bear! Jesus, I don’t like rats, but I’ll keep it! I’ve got my money on Ballsack! Remember he’s our friend, don’t kill him. I wanna smash a face in! I’m a bear! Do some tricks! Start clapping and maybe dancing around! You should give me a fez! Oh look over there, it’s a bear! Growl for me. Do a happy growl! Oh, it’s been so long since I’ve last been outside! I know like three letters. I feel very sleepy, but also very awake at the same time. She shot off the penis! I’ve been drinking since I’ve awoken. Don’t knock on anything! Should we Ding Dong Ditch? Every time we try to break into someone’s house, things go poor. Just trust me, I have no idea what I’m doing. It was crazy in there, people were farting everywhere! It was exciting and ultimately pointless! We’re here to right wrongs. We’re here to right wrongs and right lefts. Your business here is done. Please, shove off. Oh Jesus, you’re stealing beer?! In my kingdom, when a deal is set, we drink together. Fellas, I don’t like goblins. I’m hard right now! May I make a request that you kill them anyway? We don’t know what’s in there and we definitely should talk about that first, so I bought us some time! What’s coming? Tell us you know what’s coming! -- What’s coming?! Something’s making things down there!
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CW: Intoxication, Alcohol, Drugs, Drug Use, Violence, Abandonment, Food
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(❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡ - Confess something to my muse
૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა - Find my muse hiding
ଘ(੭ ᐛ ) - Know my muse is showing false confidence
૮ ＾ﻌ＾ა˚ - Cuddle under a blanket with my muse
٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و - Find my muse drunk/high
ʚ(´꒳`)ɞ - Compliment my muse
૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა - Be bitten by my muse
(ಥ_ಥ) - Catch my muse crying
ଘ(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜ - Give my muse a costume (bonus: Specify what)
( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) - Make my muse cry
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ - Deal with the aftermath of your muse leaving mine behind
(๑ > ᴗ < ๑) - Cook/bake with my muse
Critical Role : Into The Greyspine Mines Sentence Starters
I’m really strong for my age. Eat some veggies! Fruits are bad for the diabetes. Hey, we have a flying carpet! Don’t taze me, bro! Truly, we are idiots. Don’t bother me when I’m eating! Math is stupid! How many dragons have you encountered? Are you interested in dragon parts? Do we go to sleep before we get to kill things? Any goblin corpse is a good goblin. Are you serious about going down? Let’s go down where it’s dangerous! Is there any residu? And that’s how I spent my twelfth birthday! I think I heard spiders -- or crabs... We’re all gonna die! Don’t look at them! Next time just divert your gaze. Don’t touch the snail! Bear hug, man. Bear hug! Hey, uhm, go fuck yourself. No one touches the Gnome! Let’s go towards the light. It’s a bright, shining thing, I’m going there! I consider myself a nerd! You should go for the brain. I’m slightly aroused. Just be badass, okay? That’s your job. Let one of them live so I can question them.