#misc: dd

[aarontveit]

GRACELAND REWATCH: a scene per episode:                   ↳ 1.01 || Pilot

[aarontveit]

#.....ok

[aarontveit]

excuse you, i am not a t-rex. i am a fucking doedicurus.

last time you saw the t-rex thing, you commented (we were on audio) about how you were amused & you said nothing in reference to a doedicurus. So, while you may have changed preferences, you’re still a t-rex for me. & i am not going through the hassle of opening my customize page because you’re a picky bugger. 

[aarontveit]

another meme i won’t finish: [3/10] movies: the divide

“Arms, legs, brains, the spleen. The only thing they didn't eat was the penis. If worse comes to worst, you all have full permission to eat my body. Yeah, you do. But not my penis. Nobody - nobody but nobody eats Bobby's penis.”

[aarontveit]

what if when peter parker was bit by the radioactive spider, he became ACTUALLY more like a spider and grew six extra limbs (three more arms & legs)? like, imagine him running. your arms aren’t the same length as your legs, and i feel like he’d be running around like a spider at that point, so his little booty would be shoved up in the air while he’s attempting to run around. IMAGINE HIM ACTUALLY RUNNING THOUGH. and he’s trying to run FAST. where’s that fucking video of the lizard trying to sneakily scurry across this wooden floor? god dammit. that’s peter parker right there.

[aarontveit]

courtesy of @gordonwalkr being THE BEST we have our Moulin Rouge tix :') we're in orchestra center seating for a saturday matinee

[aarontveit]

hey dd and i have been long distance somethings for two years now and today is the only day i am allowed to be loud about it fuck you dd

@gordonwalkr

[aarontveit]

so tumblr sent my answer to my drafts instead of to you, like a douchecanoe. but a) tveit isn't even a ginger and b) would him calling you chase have the same effect?

die.