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☠:Their worst habit.

That’s a hard question to answer, seeing as Clint has a lot of bad habits. Mostly he’s just extremely self-destructive in general, but I’m gonna start with coffee for this one. The man drinks far too much coffee. 

Okay that’s not really a satisfactory one is it…

I think Clint’s actual worst habit would be his tendency to push people away, to deny help when it’s being offered to him because he’s always had to be strong and fight for everything he has, so why would anyone try to help him? He has a hard time letting anyone outside a certain circle (Natasha, Hill, Kate, etc.) through his outer defenses, and it’s kept him alive—but also kind of lonely. He didn’t have very many friends before the Avengers.

It’s a habit he’s working on, and it’s gotten significantly better lately, but it continues to be an issue for him.

[captainspangly]

What’s your least favorite AU?

Mun Directed Roleplay Questions

Probably a tie between High School Aus and like, Royalty or Renaissance ones.

I would like high school aus only if the characters would have attended high school together, like I would write a high school au with a Bucky but otherwise, I’m just down for that.  

I don’t like Rennaissance-y ones because I just don’t feel like making an effort to research everything to make sure I’m writing it correctly or what not. 

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mischiefandrum

Absently she rubbed the sheets between her fingers, a practiced reaction keeping the corners of her mouth from turning downwards as she let the other woman think. Amelia was no stranger to drunken debauchery and mornings without memories. She smiled slightly at her when she introduced herself, raising one eyebrow, amused. “Amelia, might be the second time we’ve made these introductions, though…”

She started to look for her own clothes, refusing to let embarrassment hit her as she climbed out of the bed without anything to cover her nudity. She paused at the question as she spotted her shirt. “Bits and pieces. Uh. I remember us chatting at the bar…” She paused, straining to remember as she tugged on her shirt… “Falling into bed, kissing, and, um…” She turned to face the other woman, having found her pants, holding them absently in one hand. “That’s kind of all I remember, sorry.”

Cosima was almost panicking by now. It was as if the previous 24 hours had been completely erased from her memory, and now there was a girl. more specifically, a clone she did not know lying in the bed she’d just vacated.

The covers slipped further down the other's chest to reveal that the girl was shirtless as well, and then she was wandering freely, completely naked around the room. Great. "Uh, okay... that's, ugh, that's awkward." she blabbered out while moving her gaze away from said Amelia's cleavage. The dreadlocks wandered around the room, one hand grip at her waist, the other ventured up to replace her glasses.

"Maybe we got really baked, yeah? And then we, um, we decided to play, like, strip poker aaaand, out of tiredness, we fell asleep?" she threw her ideas with a tone as if she had discover what E=MC2 meant."Or, erm, or maybe not.... Either way, I think, from a Scientific point of view, that whatever we did is more of an act of.... um, mutual consent than incest so, I guess, we're fine    from the creepy part, I mean."

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{{ooc}} These text meme just keep coming... but to be honest i just don't know what to do with some of them

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mischiefandrum

You guys should hit me up so we can plot and actually get so muse-muse relationships going! :D 

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[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

mischiefandrum

[text: c l a s s i f i e d] I TOLD YOU NOT TO[text: c l a s s i f i e d] oh good lord almighty 

[alysanne-wright]

“Librarian!” + 173

"Did you know that the gatehouse at Sissinghurst survived when the main house was demolished?"

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mischiefandrum

          "I'm really not that good."