#mischiefincarnate

[highqueenseleni]

Somebody is stalking my cream cheese bagel. That same somebody keeps pulling random things out of the trash to play with even though she has dozens​of toys. Including her favorite Chipotle bag, but noooo trash is more fun, probably because I have to clean it up 🙀 #catsofinstragram #catsarejerks #toocute #tortie #tortoiseshellcat #tortiecat #mischiefincarnate

[theteamsociopath]

If generous gifts are left then Tommy might be back tomorrow.

Loki the awesome out.

[theteamsociopath]

Loki was here.Hacked. lololololo

Tomtom sucks my awesome dick.

[starkmedical-moved]

mischiefincarnate said: *lOUDLY NUZZLES BACK; and goes to make a starter*

[[*CRIES BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING A STARTER* you presh presh baby. i think i already love you.]]

[command-er]

mischiefincarnate replied to your post: “Anyone know a good joke?”:

How about a riddle instead? There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Meat.

[lygar-i]

[There was a muffled ‘ow’ from the younger at the grip, and just held on tighter to be a sassy little shit.] "I thought you would want a hug after not seeing me for so long. I know you missed me.”

"Yes, child, I missed you as one does the plague." [He snarked before reaching behind himself to grab a handful of his twin's clothing and removing him from his person, depositing the boy firmly - and perhaps a little more roughly than was strictly necessary - on the floor.] "I take it you have been gallivanting around Midgard in your absence, child, or did you simply succumb to your age's desire to while the days away with naught more than sleep?"

[lygar-i]

[Cue the godling maybe clinging to his elders back. This may or may not be a hug.]

[The second arms had wrapped about him, one hand had shot up to grasp with a bruising grip at his ‘assailant’s wrist with the intent to launch whichever being had the audacity to assault him up and over his head. Upon realising who it was clinging to his back like they were channeling their inner spider monkey, he released the captive joint, though he made no move to relax from the tense position his muscles had locked into.]

"I see you have taken the Midgardian phrase ‘cheeky monkey’ to heart, little twin. If you expect me to go off on a merry quest swinging from the buildings of this city, you may expect away, for it shall never come to pass."

                             [He never said he’d make it easy after all.]

[ofblondeness]

-TINY CHILD--; has entered

"Yo, yo, you Loki! Sup?"