M-Morty! *Burp* Morty! L-look, I'm an alter Morty!! *Burp* W-we are both alters, Morty! WE ARE A SYSTEM, MORTY!! I'M ALTER RICK!!!!
We can spend *burp* nine seasons here! Look at this!! I willo-ed McDonald's Szechuan *burp* dipping sa-sauce! We can systemhop to another system too! We can*burp* systemhop every night for a hundred years! A hundred years, Morty! Headmates Rick and Morty a hundred years! What do you think 'bout that?! I'm going to willo your dad too! NNNNGGHHHH- *Summons Jerry* MORTY! IT'S YOUR *burp* CHANCE!! C'MON, KICK HIM ON THE NUTS, M-M-MORTY! DO IT BEFORE HE WILLOS A SUBSYSTEM OF JERRYS!
(this is a joke please don't take it seriously).














