miss monopoly infuriates me sm because like:
the feminist in me hates that they've commodified and tokenized "female accomplishments" as if women need to justify their right to be on the same level as men. as though inventing coffee filters somehow made the entire gender worthy of recognition. all the sexism and misogyny before that was just fine, but boy oh boy once she invented kevlar!
the slutty sub idiot bimbo in me hates it bcuz why cant they just let a good girl be DUMB and NO THINKIES!!!! ME DUMB GIRL GOOD GIRL DUMB!!!!!!!















