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[dilfsisko]

*points at you* a lizard of great importance and with many good lizard ideas. that you

AAAAAA

thank you

[ladyvean]

Top 5 lizards, go!

1) DAMAR 2) Garak 3) Seska 4) Makbar 5) Tain

I’m only including Cardassians that are part of the main canon, and not the novels, etc, but HOW DARE YOU make me try and choose!  One and two are firm, but for the other three I could have easily included: Mila, Tekeny Ghemor, Natima Lang, Gul Ocett, Gilora Rejal, Ulani Belor, Ziyal, Gul Madred, Dukat (yes, even him)...  The only Cardassian I can think of off the top of my head that I truly dislike is Corbin Entak.

[rosegardenofeden]

you’re beanie baby material

Words that bring tears of joy to my eyes

[ladyvean]

🍓🌧⛅️

🍓- one secret about yourself

Well, if I tell you, it won’t be a secret anymore!  Let me think...  I was briefly homeless in 2019 and what I had to do during that time has left me with fairly severe trauma.

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

Sleep in, snuggle with Someone and listen to the rain, fuck like animals and then go back to sleep, read, hook up the Old Nintendo, drink a cocktail, etc

⛅- what is your morning routine?

It varies with what time I have to get up.  If it’s a really early morning (like zoo or animal sanctuary days), I usually just brush my teeth, wash my face, apply sunscreen/deodorant, and run out the door.  If it’s not so early (like winery days), I like to get up and do my yoga / exercises - after my immediate ablutions. 

[ladyvean]

1, 3 (it’s damar isn’t it? 😉), 10

1) If you could hit any character without repercussions, who would it be?

Michael Eddington comes to mind.  Like, for me, he’s not even one of those characters I like to hate.  He’s just insufferable and they couldn’t get rid of him fast enough.  That being said, Odo also deserves a punch in the face for abandoning not just his friends, but putting the entire Alpha Quadrant at risk for a little Founder nookie.

3) Characters you would marry in an instant?

It IS Damar, but Janeway and Jadzia are also tempting.

10) Characters that deserved worse? >:]

Ezri.  Terrible character, terrible therapist.  Annoying as shit.

[ladyvean]

Zatara 🌙💕❓

If your OC could have one wish come true, what would it be and why? Would there be any consequences to this wish or would they regret it once they got what they want? What would they give in return for this wish to come true?

That is tricky because like many things with Zatara, it very much depends on what point in her life you ask this question.  I think her wish generally would be to know how she ended up on the streets of Cardassia as a small child.  I’d like to say that her wish would be to meet her parents and to understand why they abandoned her, but I expect there is probably too much anger and resentment there for her to truly want that. As for consequences, the result would be knowing that her parents gave her up because of her genetic abnormalities and confirming that it was not that they had died or otherwise had no choice, which would probably be pretty emotionally painful, despite her long held suspicions and lack of normal empathy.  What would she give in return?  Your life, but not hers.

What it your OC like with physical affection?  What are their boundaries?  Do they enjoy being touched or it that a no-go?  Is there any reason behind this?

Zatara is unused to physical affection, so her reaction can be surprise and extreme suspicion.  I would not recommend attempting to touch her without warning, as it is likely to result in a broken arm or worse.  Her natural suspicious nature combined with living on the streets, people’s dislike/abuse for her physical differences, quick reflexes, and Obsidian Order training make her a dangerous individual to provoke with touching, even if your intentions are good.  She actually broke Garak’s wrist the first night they met as small children.  Corat Damar is probably the only exception to her instinctual reaction to touching, and to this day she sometimes doesn’t understand why... (It’s because she loves him, but that is hard for her to get her head around)

A random fact or short drabble!  Or make up your own question to ask the OC!

Zatara unknowingly has a large biological family (until most of them are killed in the Dominion War)!  Her parents, a mathematician and a military officer, went on to successfully have 5 more children after her - 3 sisters and two brothers.

[ladyvean]

E, K, X for the fandom ask game :)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what:

Honestly?  I don’t think so.  I have lots of headcanons and worldbuilding ideas, but nothing that I would say is particularly outrageous.  Maybe that newly hatched Cardassians cry “ree ree” like baby crocodiles.

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms:

All my lizard fuckers are so wonderful and I adore each and every one of you!  Specifically, @wongbal makes me laugh like no one else.

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM:

I love many characters, but I’m afraid the only one I can think of off the top of my head who falls into this category is poor, sweet Weyoun 6, who deserved better.

[rosegardenofeden]

do you like lizards? ma’am do you like the space lizards? the ones with the spoons do you like them?

Honey we’ve talked about this <3