#missionreports

[ask-agentmega]

got shot yesterday and had to clean the wound myself. fuck this spy shit

[ask-agentmega]

lets play a game

you all have a chance to give me a gift! a physical object or a compliment or something.

it's my birthday coming up and cynthia said she wasn't gonna get me anything

[ask-agentmega]

I got shot in the ribs yesterday. Would not recommend. Worried about it getting infected.

[ask-agentmega]

Target Acquired

Hello. My name is secret agent Curt Mega and I have been tasked with exploring this database known as "tumblr". I still don't know who I can trust here, however from my base level searching, people here seem to be... strange.

I use he/him pronouns and I'm from New Jersey (born in Texas). I'm 28 and one of the highest ranking American Secret Service (ASS) agents.

Tags:

#agentanswers - answering asks

#missionreports - posting mission stuff

#partners - missions with Owen Carvour, the best son of a bitch I know

other tags to be added

Stay safe out there, Agents!

[ask-agentmega]

i've never been in love

[ask-agentmega]

why do you keep getting asks from your boyfriend. Arent you supposed to be keeping that a secret. On one hand I'm thankful my girlfriend never sends me asks so neither of us will be fired and maybe killed. On the other hand we both want to annoy you with annoying PDA asks.

-I'm not signing this ask because I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY JOB

I DON'T KNOW HE'S JUST BEING A FUCKING BITCH

[ask-agentmega]

Public indecency charges are the least of our crimes, love. But do enjoy yourself without me.

It won't be as good. It never is.

Unless you can wait until I see you again, that is.

Fair warning, though...

I bite.

~ Owen Carvour MI6

Yeah I know you bite, dick. You've bitten me! A lot.

In... strange spots

[ask-agentmega]

ooc bored asf send asks :)