I hate drunk people, especially angry drunks.
So let’s make it fun. Here’s what type of drunks I think the Ghosts are.
Elias is a crier, straight up. He cries over everything! A guy drinking by himself? Elias is bawling his eyes out saying that guy must be so lonely. A couple sharing a drink? He’s wiping his eyes and wishing them a happy relationship like he and Mrs Walker did. He’s even worst when Hesh and Logan go drinking with him and the team for the first time. He just stares at them before crying about how much his babies have grown and how proud he is of them.
It takes a lot for Elias to get drunk so once he’s crying over something, everyone knows it’s time to go home.
Merrick is a sleepy drunk, he’s the guy whose head is on the bar half awake. He’s mumbling words that no one can understand and once he’s out? Good luck trying to wake him. It becomes a game when Merrick passes out to see who can wake him up or even get him to stir. Loser has to carry him out.
Keegan is an absolute cuddle bug when he’s drunk! He sees someone who he can trust? Or something that looks soft? He’s hugging it like his life depends on it. It’s usually Ajax that’s his hostage but if he’s not there or after Rokre then Keegan goes for something soft, a pillow or a really fluffy blanket usually does the trick but He’s been caught more than once passed out with his arms wrapped around Riley.
Hesh is a happy/ giggly drunk. He giggles like a schoolgirl about everything! Something looks funny to him? He’s giggling, not chuckling or laughing, giggling. He sees someone who looks sad or lonely? he’s going up to them and dancing with them. Doesn’t matter if they can’t dance or not, it is his goal for the night for that person to be just as happy as he is at that moment. If they refuse to dance? He’s sitting down with them and telling some of Elias’s dad jokes. Or something like that
Logan gets talkative when he’s drunk. I mean he won’t shut up! He talks about the most of random things. it can start with movies and then a very detailed discussion on how to disable a bomb. Then what treats Riley enjoys the most. He doesn’t even take a breath in between the subjects. In an odd way it’s almost endearing.
Kick basically becomes a life guru. Like he’s giving advice unprompted. The worst part is, it’s actually good advice! He sees a girl crying over her boyfriend/ debating to get back with him? He walks over to her and talks for like a good 10 minutes before that girl walks out the bar with confidence and texting her now Ex boyfriend telling him it’s over for good! Ask him what he said to her? He doesn’t even remember what he said or what girl you’re talking about!
Ajax gets clumsy. Like do not let this man get near stairs, he will trip and fall all the way to the bottom. Leaving the bar? He’s at least fell down three times and he hasn’t even left his seat yet. Someone has to carry him out, usually Keegan if he’s not wasted out of his mind yet.
Rorke is a singer, he’s either mumbling the words or he’s screaming them thinking he’s Whitney Houston. No it doesn’t matter if he knows the song or not. If there’s a karaoke machine or not, He’s singing. going back home? He’s turning up the radio and screaming the words.










