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Maybe not you, you’re his caretaker. Other people are fair game.

Then I will tell him not to eat you! It is so simple!

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He’s biding his time.

I have been told I am delicious, I do not think he would wait to eat me if he truly did eat humans.

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That’s what he wants you to believe, until you actually go to sleep.

I have never been strangled in my sleep by him and I have slept with him countless times.

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I will not apologize to the thing that is waiting to strangle me in my sleep.

HE WILL NOT! He'd much rather sleep on me.

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Your “baby” is an evil killing machine.

He is not! Apologize to Jorm! You hurt his feelings!

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The blue ones are the best.

I like all the colors.

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Please be careful!

Everything went fine!

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I don’t know. How about ice cream?

That sounds great, should we meet there?

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