#mistarover

[omegalomania]

tumblr user omegalomania i would like to profusely thank you for the “why brendon urie sucks” masterpost. it has been a fantastic resource these past few days

ill be honest i forgot that thing existed. uh glad people are still making use of it i guess

[hyunpic]

now maybe i'm just a hoe. maybe i'm just a simp or a slut or whatever. but if i was troye i would have been trying to get his number from the second i saw him??? like immediately after he sat down i would have asked. he was at the same table as him for 3 hours filmed stories with him took pictures but never asked for his celly i am amazed

HE GOT NO GAME and maybe hyunjin just left him so gagged he simply couldn’t get the words out of his mouth to ask. it’s terrible how bad he fumbled 😭 now he will just have to settle for the subscription of 3.99€ a month for the bubble ticket like the rest of us peasants

[spookys-stars]

you are sooooooooo right about tiffany blews it’s fob’s best song ever

YES ILY TIFFANY BLEWS MY BBG FOREVER. IDK WHAT IT IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT SCRATCHES MY BRAIN JUUUUST RIGHT AND MAKES ME NEED TO BE SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE /pos <333

[kimsmingyu-archive]

you are so right about it happening to jeonghan like everyone only wanted to fuck him with long hair that’s all they gaf about

i’m glad none of my mutuals are like this but i do venture off and i’ve seen comments that will say “mother is mothering!” and just consistently feminize him up just because his hair is long. i’ve seen a lot if people misgender him and then be like he’s not around to see!! if someone calls them out. long haired jeonghan is beautiful but people don’t know how to act about it

[suuho]

the way the shinee boys literally wanted to guillotine each other for the first 5 years of their career is hilarious

and out of those ca. 5 years of war the strongest, most intense bond ever developed… win!

[rlvaille]

hey tumblr user strhwaberries i would LOVE that thinkpiece on the ways the teezers kiss hwa

yeah okay, i'm leaving this here but only bc it's you

woo: he knows hwa doesn't like it so he goes for it fully bc he lives to annoy his members, hwa obviously cringes and woo is greatly satisfied, typical woohwa interaction

sannie: it's swift, almost as if he doesn't care, hwa was preparing to cringe again but is kinda relieved

yeo: he's a bit reluctant but still very soft, hwa is all "aww"

joong: he obviously doesn't want to do it ?? i'm putting question marks bc why wouldn't you want to kiss hwa, i bet his cheeks are soft and he smells nice, i would sell my organs so i could kiss him so i don't relate ahaha - his lips barely graze hwa who's like "what" but it's also typical of their interactions

mingi: now that's what i call a proper kiss, he even uses his hands, i 100% approve !!! but he also does it fast bc he knows hwa is uncomfy

yunho: his kiss is very natural, hwa doesn't seem to cringe particularly, if anything he seems happy

jongho: he doesn't want to do it and hwa gets flustered and gently gets his revenge, "you didn't want to kiss me so i'm gonna kiss you", another very typical interaction

ofc these are only my interpretations

[aceofvernons]

okay but if vernon were to use they/them it would 100% happen like that

YEAH IT WOULD AND THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO REALISTIC IN MY DREAM

he would 100% just go 'hey i'm using they/them now' and then not say much more than that smh

[ybcpatrick]

your wrestling guy in your pinned looks like he’d actually want to know about my day if he asked

his name's kevin :^] and he's my specialest guy in da whole wide world :^] and you're right. bc if he didn't actually care to know the answer, he just simply would not ask 🫶

(and i saw ur tags too, ur also so right for trusting him w/ ur drink at a party. nobody's gettin near that. honestly, if anybody even dared to LOOK at your drink for longer than 0.2 seconds, he'd hospitalize them xoxo)