#mistergrim

[mymatingmccall]

*slowly collecting a harem of INTJs*

[angelidemorte]

mistergrim replied to your post “Why is my dash covered with b&w pictures of hetero kissing today”

#singleswag

More like #singlesad amirite

[sevenpuppets]

mistergrim replied to your post:Apparently Kirsten Schenk had sex with Tyler Munson on Tuesday morning and she is a screamer. Why would anyone stick it in that filthy grease vat.

Christ Jesus that’s an awful way to talk about someone

Fuck, you're tellin' me! 

[gryffindror]

I said stay as clockworkquell

thanks! c:

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[sevenpuppets]

I'm Losing my Mind but at Least I can Still Pee

Jay: *quietly reading on the massive soft that sits in the common area of the apartment*

Jimmy: *Fiddling with his phone in a chair across from Jay Madi: *snuggled up against Jimmy doing much the same* Elliot: “FUUUUUUCK” *races into the apartment, throwing a stapled packet of papers on the coffee table and bolting for the kitchen* “Guy, hurry, I need help” Jay: *looks up, startled* “What’s wrong?” Elliot: *points desperately at the papers* “Do you have any get rich quick ideas? Rent’s due and I spent all our money on my ridiculously cool new microphone.” *pulls a strange looking hunk of metal and plastic from hoodie pocket and grins widely* Madi & Jimmy: *sigh without looking up* Jay: "Elliot why did you do that? I'm out of work! How are we supposed to cover this? Are you trying to put us on the street?" Elliot: *falters* "I...er...the sound is unparalleled...?"

Jay: "Well can this 'unparalleled sound' cover rent?" Elliot: "Obviously not, since, y'know, it's due tomorrow."

Jay: *draws hand across face* "Jimmy, you deal with this." Madi: *chortles* "The way you said that just makes it sonud like you're an old married couple deal with a difficult child."

Jimmy: *shrugs* "In a way you're right"

Jay: "True enough but it doesn't solve our problems."

Elliot: "Maybe I could get a gig or something and pay this off." Jimmy: *snorts* "Dude, we all know all the gigs around here pay chump change to the performers."

Elliot: *grumbles* "F'kin' misers."

Madi: "I hate to throw this out as an option, but does anybody know a kind soul we can borrow from?"

Jay: "No, we can't borrow. Jimmy, you wouuldn't happen to have a secret stash of money, would you?" Jimmy: "Spent it on booze as our overdue med bills."

Jay: "Shit. Elliot, what the fuck."

Madi: "Or, y'know, he could sell the mic back...maybe a few of his others too." Jay: "I like the way you think."

Jimmy: "Seems reasonable."

Elliot: "Aw hell naw."

[sevenpuppets]

I'm Losing my Mind but at Least I can Still Pee.

Jay: *quietly reading on the massive soft that sits in the common area of the apartment*

Jimmy: *Fiddling with his phone in a chair across from Jay Madi: *snuggled up against Jimmy doing much the same* Elliot: "FUUUUUUCK" *races into the apartment, throwing a stapled packet of papers on the coffee table and bolting for the kitchen* "Guy, hurry, I need help" Jay: *looks up, startled* "What's wrong?" Elliot: *points desperately at the papers* "Do you have any get rich quick ideas? Rent's due and I spent all our money on my ridiculously cool new microphone." *pulls a strange looking hunk of metal and plastic from hoodie pocket and grins widely* Madi & Jimmy: *sigh without looking up*

[beaut1ful-insanity]

mistergrim replied to your photo

You’re so gorgeous

You kind of just made my day.

[honey-bunchesofgoats]

You find yourself in an abandoned shack. No obvious way out. Curious there would be no doors or windows but this is the situation. A small amount of light comes from a hole in the ceiling. Looking around you find in your immediate vicinity a magnifying glass, a match, three planks of wood, several books, the head of an axe, several chairs, a medium sized table, a rope, and a pair of pliers. How do you escape?

Oh crap, I’m no good at these types of questions…

I take the magnifying glass and use it to focus the light onto the rope, which hopefully lights afire. I take a plank of wood to the firey rope and hopefully that catches fire. I then lean that plank of wood against the wall and wait for the shack to burn down around me. 

Just kidding. I’d probably read the books until I died.