#misterriddles

[vexing-riddles]

"Codec has passed away."

Vex doesn’t hang his head, he just blinks a few times. Processing the information.

"Old Man’s going to be upset. Maybe you should have told him instead." Although his demeanor is calm, inside he’s a mess. He’d do some homework, figure out who was at fault, and send it off to Old Man as a tip. He’d want to do it himself, anyways.

[vexing-riddles]

(Url meme) Mine?

My favorite thing about them

He’s a Riddler. He’s one of us.

My least favorite thing about them

Eh, I guess that he got close to Old Man?

Do I find them attractive?

He’s a Riddler, of course he’s attractive. All Riddlers are attractive.

Are we friends?

Not currently, no, but I don’t consider many people friends anyways.

Would I date them?

No. Leaving that up to his official boyfriend.

Would I marry them? 

No.

Would I have children with them?

Children are gross.

Would I die for them?

Leave that up to Old Man.

[vigilantehacktavist]

mister-riddles

"Oh... Was this yours?" He asked, holding up a bundle of wires and circuit boards that was once one of Edward's traps.

[kiddieriddler-blog]

•3•

Send me a •3• and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to your muse as a poem from mine

Help, I need somebody

Well I met an old man dying on a train

Motorcycle’s in the parking lot

I should have seen the signs all around me

I’m gonna fight ‘em off

[obsessional-ram]

@misterriddles No no I was referring to you! ^v^ I really would love to plot I would but i dont really think um, Codec?, would like hearing odd noises and scurrying around his lil hideaways. And creepy giggling. Methinks he wouldnt like it.

[vexing-riddles]

Fingers, scars, and throat?

Fingers: Can you play an instrument?

"I know some piano. Granted, it’s been an awful while."

Scars: Is there anything you want to confess?

"I… I was really jealous of your relationship with our older counterpart. Was."

Throat: What is your proudest memory?

"The first time I got mentioned in a newspaper."

[vexing-riddles]

All of the symbols?

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text] So there’s a tub of ice cream here, and I’m working on Pac-Man, want to help me eat it and fix the trap?

Send ♔ for an angry text

[text] I try I honestly do

[text] but I’m scared of you and it’s not your fault

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[text] its okay if old man dumps m e for you

[text] i dont care anyways

Send ☏ for a vague text

[text] I think that was nail.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[text] How are you and Old Man?

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] If you two haven’t copulated yet I highly recommend it.

[text] not much coming from a virgin but still

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[text] Consider yourself lucky

Send ✺for a saucy text

[text] Good luck.

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

[text] I don’t know what I’m doing or why but I think that there’s nothing to lose here

[text] Narci’s gone, you’re with Old Man. I don’t know what’s going on and I hate it.

[text] This makes no sense.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[text] He likes it when people fix his stuff, especially electronics.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[text] WHY DOES HE LIKE YOU BETTER

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[text] I guess this was a best-man-wins sort of thing

[text] congrats of being the best man

[clinicalphobia-archive]

But thin mints are glorious.

Jon in reply to the plan on ransoming girl scouts for thin mints