#mitch bradley

[submissionstousher]

When your fuck ass nepo baby coworker keeps hitting his grape flavoured vape that makes weird noises while you have fucking asthma and flirting with the weird guy who keeps stealing stuff from your workplace (this wasn’t in the job description)

Nothing that has ever happened to me in my entire life could have prepared me for what I saw when I unblurred this image in my inbox. My eyes burned and then filled with tears

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[onlytiktoks]

[submissionstousher]

Dear Holly,

In case you forget, we now have a way of accessing Malicious Artifact Storage.

I was speaking with Mitch about the job, and since he wouldn't remember anyhow, complained offhand that I always had to send someone down to the basement. He gave me a weird look and said that Phoebe-West elevators always have a level zero, and that ours probably used a "ternary" system.

I've done reading on it since, but I've never been the computer type. Luckily he did the conversion for me:

Select floor one.

Deselect floor one.

Select floor two.

Deselect floor two.

I'm still really curious about how it works. He was mumbling something I haven't seen anywhere else, something about "getting 'them' to recognize a 'common zero'". It's probably pretty noteworthy that all elevator inputs run through our front desk system, so we can track who goes up and down.

If for any reason the above is news to you, it might also be news to you to learn that you have a holster hidden on the left-hand side of your wheelchair.

It's a compact revolver. You have 5 shots. If you miss 4, use the last one on yourself.

Here's hoping it never learns to open books.

Love, Holly

[submissionstousher]

Chrysanthemum sorry if this is invasive but does your body still exist?? As in are you technically still alive or is your body dead, or does your body no longer exist at all, OR was your body shoved into the computer somehow OR did your body somehow magically disappear???

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[submissionstousher]

Found it for you.

Not going to lie, thought this case was busywork (jackalopes?),

but I see now why you wanted it, and it ended up being a hard find after all. Looks like it's got a history of being mishandled.

If I might make a suggestion, I would advise against letting this float unredacted in the archives. Especially anticipating any visitors of... Well, you know the type.

Mitch has some software we can use. He's even weirder than I remember, but he's trustworthy. And if you're really serious about all that Magnus Institute crap, it could be a good inaugural run of our scanner.

I won't tell you where to keep the original. I know you've got a place, and I know it's here.

But that's all I'll ever know.

I'm not interested in ending up like the gentlemen who share this folder with me.

Holly

[onlytiktoks]

[submissionstousher]

Auto-post: Today is the character Mitch Bradley's birthday (06/24).

His rising sign is Aquarius.

[submissionstousher]

Revealing something about my fanseries I don't want to reveal yet for every few days the pilot is not released, as an incentive to release it faster:

Fact 6: Mitch Bradley is the only character in this series to canonically receive a Cheesecake Factory gift card from the U.S. government.