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“in your face, baby!”
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mitchell ‘mitch’ mitchelson
“in your face, baby!”
Butch: Buttercup kissed me
Boomer: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Bubbles: TELL US EVERYTHING
Butch: okay so like we were at the park and it was sort of in the moment and she like leaned in and-
Boomer: OH MY GOD
Butch: she looked really pretty and then-
*mean while*
Brick: so you kissed him?
Buttercup: yup.
Mitch: tounge?
Buttercup: uh huh.
Mitch & Brick in unison: nice.
blossom: ew.
Yo I'm here open up
Random role-reversal where the Norms are the ones with the powers and are a team and the ppg and rrb are the norms. What are the roles? (Like who's the leader and stuff like that)
OHMYGOD THIS IS SUCH A COOL CONCEPT OKAY
the leader would 1000% be Robin. she’s so kick ass please- the other two would even really have to discuss it?? they would just look at themselves, then glance at Robin who’s probably body slamming a 2 ton monster into the ocean and just shrug, go for it, and that’s how it is from that point on. She makes all the plans, directions, and is best at the responsibility aspect of everything and finding the others strengths and weaknesses. the other two would be running around like chickens with their heads cut off without her.
Mitch is the “brains” you could say. he’s able to talk his way out of things and work things out really well, strategy is his forte. He’s also the most social (everyone in this specific group is, but objectively Mitch is the best “people person), so he’d probably lead press conferences and all their media stuff. (side note- the MIBLO WE COULD HAVE WITH THIS??? imagine Pablo getting into a dangerous situation and Mitch just goes NUTSO and fucks up the bitches who put his boyfriend into danger UP <or like maybe it’s pre relationship and that’s the point where Pablos like “yes okay i am actually in love with him” then ~dramatic kiss~> stop cause i have so many thoughts on the Miblo in this AU I AM LOSING MY MIND)
Mike is the mediator, when that doesn’t work out he plays defense and helps with the after math of all the battles (clean up, civilian round up, stats, etc). During fights, they would send him in first to collect info/ try to talk the danger in question out of whatever is happening or non violently restrain them.
Buttercup and Butch would be Mitch’s norm and they would 100% be constantly pestering him to let them get close to the action and help out on field. think Ned from Marvel’s Spider-man when he first found out that Peter was Spider-man except, like, all the time. fully try to be the “guys in the chairs”. Boomer is definitely similar with all of them, but add a crum of anxiety and panic eating. sir is out here like “okay cool so. all three of my best friends are gonna die. fantastic. amazing. great. gotta plan three funerals. which will involve me giving a speech.” then directly after he’s screaming in their faces “YOU GUYS WERE SO COOL THAT WAS SO GREAT HOW DID YOU DO THAT KICKY THINGY OHMYGOD AND THAT PART WHERE IT WENT DOWN AND M I K E BRO WHEN YOU HELD IT BACK BY ITS NECK WOW”
Bubbles is just fully their team cheerleader. she makes them merch and designs their uniforms, and wakes them all up for “team bonding time” and training. she also does her best to record all of their fights and uploads them to youtube so she can “try and get them sponsorship deals”. she’s their number one hype man. she also does her best to help Mitch with the media, and runs the team’s instagram
Blossom keeps avid watch of the city and news, putting on google alerts for anything that could be a potential threat so she can be the first to call them and let them know the situation. 90% of the time they get the information from her before the mayors office even realizes something is going on. she helps out Robin with the categorizing and the planning. she also tries to keep the team’s work life and social life/school life balanced so they still get the chance to be “normal teenagers”
Brick is Mike’s norm through and through, and he’s the one to give it to the team straight on their fighting skills and how well something worked out. he studies the videos Bubbles takes and he reports back everything so they can find their mistakes and better themselves in future fights. he very subtly cares about them, like, a lot. one time when there was a close call, he was the first one to try and go out and help them, powerless or not. Buttercup had to hold him back, even though she was just as nervous and about 2 steps away from going out their herself.
I definitely wanna try something with this AU again in the future!! it was a good breath of fresh air, and a really interesting idea. thank you!!
It’s been a really long day so I’m gonna list a few random PPG headcannons
(side note: Blossom uses she/they pronouns)
Brick is a realist, which in the eyes of people who don’t know him well can come across as being an asshole. He’s blunt and doesn’t hide his feelings (unless it comes to his feelings for Blossom, then he’ll deny it to others and to himself. “they’re just my very attractive friend who understands me better than anyone. nothing more”)
Brick is dislexic but not many people know.
Buttercup has grown a lot since childhood. she’s less overly aggressive (she’ll still kick your ass if you deserve it, no question) and can keep a cool head in most situations. It takes a lot to make her snap.
Bubbles has a strong desire to help people, and most of the time she’ll put others feelings above her own. She neglects any negative emotions she feels and tries to justify them by her just being “moody”. Eventually, with the help of her sisters and the boys, she learns how to grow out of this and accept darker emotions.
Blossom takes their job as “commander and leader” very seriously. If something is happening in townsville, she will jump headfirst into her work to fix it. Her friends and family have to quite literally drag them out of her office if she’s been in there for too long
Butch is an empath, and no matter how much he tries to put on a facade of “fuck boy who doesn’t give a shit”, he has a huge heart. He would do anything for the people he considers family, and once you have him as a friend he’ll be there for you for life.
Boomer is smart, but so many people have told him otherwise in his life that he questions every decision he makes. If he notices something others don’t, he’ll cast it aside because he’s “just the dumb and the dumbest jumping to conclusions”. Bubbles learns this and smacks him in the arm whenever he doubts himself. She will take no self hatred from her Boomie.
Okay, I literally have a 700 word document solely on greens headcannons so I’ll make a separate post about them, but for now here’s a couple:
Buttercup had some shit happen to her in the past, so she doesn’t like people touching her. Butch is one of the only people she feels comfortable touching her in anyway. Because of this, the greens are super physical with one another, even before they started dating. They’re always touching in some way, whether it be standing close to each other, arms around waists, hugging, linking fingers, bumping into each other, hands resting on shoulders, etc. they’re drawn to each other like magnets.
Butch overhears Buttercup telling Blossom that she likes when men wear flannel, and he subconsciously starts replacing every shirt and jacket he owns with green flannel. If Buttercup secretly suddenly finds him 10x more attractive than he already was? Well that’s for her to know.
Okay the reds, despite what everyone around them thinks, aren’t very competitive. They were at first when they had their “rivalry”, but once they became friends they were each other’s biggest hype men. Blossom has to lead a press conference on a recent attack? Brick is in the crowd giving them nods of encouragement whenever they needs it. Brick is having trouble studying? Blossom will be over in 5 seconds to help him. In any situation, theyre there for each other.
When they finally get together, Blossom and Brick’s dates mostly consist Blossom reading to Brick in the park, them watching reruns of reality TV in Bricks bedroom and making fun of it, debating random things they come across, and sitting in an old coffee shop talking. Discussion never runs dry between them.
The blues aren’t very touch orientated, they rely more just being in the presence of each other. They prefer being with each other in person rather than phone calls, and when they can’t see each other in person they’re on facetime basically all day and night. They don’t even have to be talking, just knowing the other is there is enough.
Boomers way of flirting with Bubbles before they got together was constantly asking if he could buy all of her paintings. Her way of flirting back was telling him he could have it for free, and when he refused saying she deserves money for all her hard work, she would get Butch to let her in his bedroom when he was at band practice and leave them on his bed. (Boomer then proceeds to yell at Butch for letting her in because “NOW SHE’S SEEN THE PIGSTY THAT I LIVE IN AND THINKS IM GROSS AND IS NEVER GONNA WANT TO BE WITH MEEEEEE”) 
Mitch and Buttercup are BESTIES. They’re tight as a knot and tell each other absolutely everything. She was the first person he came out to, and he was the first she told about “maybe sort of kind of” liking Butch. He teased her relentlessly for that (on the inside he was happy she finally had someone she could trust after what had happened before. Of course if he said that she would pummel him like there was no tomorrow, so he keeps it a secret)
Princess and Blossom become friends first once Princess learns to be less of a brat. She tells Blossom about her issues at home and apologizes for her past actions. Blossom tells her it’s going to take time for her to completely forgive, but in the future she hopes to become friends. They do and Princess betters herself with the help of the girls (so I’m a sucker for Princess redemption, sue me)
Buttercup and Brick are really close, and they give each other advice on their siblings (they also give each other blackmail material but don’t tell Blossom and Butch that).
Blossom and Butch also become best friends. Blossom is the person who makes Butch understand that his feelings for Buttercup are okay. Butch threatens Brick when he and Blossom get together with a “if you break their heart I’ll break you *butch death glare*”
Okay that’s all for now but I might add more later
it’s 3am. i cant sleep.
random headcannons?
random headcannons.
Mitch is (somehow) the voice of reason among The Norms when both Robin and Pablo are too angry to think clearly
Mike is the most reckless of The Norms
Bubbles is a pansexual queen
when The Professor first heard about what Mojo had done to the boys, the girls had to restrain him before he kicked down Mojo’s door and punted the bitch
Boomer uses jokes as a coping mechanism (*cough* me projecting *cough*)
Blossom took up tap dancing when she was 10 years old and now if anyone ever brings up that part of her life she screams over them
Brick unironically listens to 100 gecs and is ashamed
Blossom looked at what he was currently listening to on spotify (cause they have that feature if you’re on your computer) and when she saw 100 gecs she waisted no time in texting him
Pinky: *image*
Pinky: really?
Brick: ... don’t tell anyone
Butch has a scar on the back of his calf from a fight he and BC had back in middle school that no one knows about because his pride was damaged. he didn’t want anyone to know that his arch nemesis could hit hard enough that even X couldn’t heal him
except BC totally knows about the scar, she’s just waiting for the perfect moment to bring it up
Bubbles spends so much money on lesbian earrings on Etsy
she buys them for all her friends too
all three of the boys got their ears pierced (Butch already had his but went for moral support) for Bubbles
Boomer’s ear got infected with in 4 hours
Buttercup mains in black with a crown in AU, which Brick is mad about cause “the crown is his thing, that’s not fair”
Bubbles mains in pink with a balloon
Blossom mains in purple and is absolutely the most sus player ever
Brick mains in red cause if he can’t have his crown to himself he can at least have his color
Butch mains in brown. yeah.
Buttercup hacked him (stole his phone) and set his hat to the dum sticker and Butch literally can’t figure out how to put it back
Boomer mains in whatever color he enters the lobby with and he doesn’t know how to put hats on so he looks like a newbie all the time
Mike mains in white, Robin is light blue, Mitch is orange, and Pablo is yellow
okay back on track to normal HC
princess is that one aunt that you see 4 times a year who gives you $300 every time and thinks you’re still in 7th grade
Blossom made a “that’s what she said” joke one time and everyone flipped out
she claims that it just slipped out and blames Boomer and Butch for getting it in her brain
Mitch once dared Buttercup to cut Butches hair and it actually turned out good
so now that’s a thing
yes, this is me saying Buttercup cuts Butches hair
Mike got on his knees and begged Blossom not to break up with Brick for absolutely no reason
when she asked why he thought she would do that he just said “i-i’ve been getting vIBes *sniff*”
Brick laughs at this story
Blossom? wearing Bricks cap? it’s more likely than you think.
okay that’s it i’m gonna try to sleep now
Boomer: OH YEAH? WELL YOURE KIND AND CONSIDERATE
Bubbles: SHOVE OFF, YOURE TWICE THAT AND YOUVE GROWN SO MUCH AND IM INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU
Boomer: I WOULDNT BE THE MAN I AM TODAY WITHOUT YOUR HELP
Buttercup: what the hell is going on?
Mitch: they’re fighting, obviously
Buttercup: but they’re... complimenting each other?
Butch: it’s complicated
pls ive been dying for more ballet!buttercup and film student!butch headcannons if u will🤲🏼
I WILL ALWAYS
this AU is slowly turning into my child i take pride in it and am always happy to add
picking up where we left off from last time:
Mitch is about to erupt. after a week of Butch literally glitching whenever he saw Buttercup after the incident, he’s had enough.
being the awesome friend he is (who cannot handle another rant from Butch about how he’s “never seen anything like it before in his life” and how he’s “questioning everything” ... whatever, he’ll live) he took the time out of his precious day to sit Butch’s ass down and tell it like it is. full force. no hesitation.
a simple “hey man, you obviously like her, go do something about it” should be enough, right?
right. yeah. cause unless Butch was a moron he would accept this change to his relationship with her with ease and go tell her.
I mean, after all, Buttercup obviously likes him back. she’s been complaining to Mitch just as much as Butch has been ranting to him. all stuff about how her counterpart is “avoiding her for no reason” (heh heh) and how he’s obviously going through something cause otherwise he wouldn’t be acting like a buffoon every time he came in close proximity with her.
oblivious, the both of them.
so that’s what Mitch did. he gave a very stern lecture to Butch. made it very clear for him to understand.
... he didn’t understand
he got up from the chair, chuckled, and left the room with a “have you been watching cheesy rom coms again, man?” to follow. fuck.
so that didn’t work. fine. guess Mitch is gonna be stuck in an endless loop of he said she said from his two best friends for the next who-knows-how-long.
Butch, on his end however, is having an utter freak out. internal panic everywhere.
does he really like Buttercup? or is Mitch just trying to make those lame ass movies he’s obsessed with come to life? dammit man, Butch is the director here, isn’t that his job? sit your ass down, Mitchelson.
yeah... he’s not having the best time trying to figure this shit out.
so after the events of the “Butchervention” as Mitch likes to all it, Butch has a little breakthrough of his own
so maybe he had a... little... thing for Buttercup. so what? she’s his best friend, she’s pretty, she’s one hell of a dancer... it’s fine. he’ll be fine.
he’s not fine
Mitch uses this to his advantage
he sends him videos he takes of Buttercup (secretly) when he sits in on her practices
Butch dies every single time
he’s learned to only open documents Mitch sends him when he’s in public so people won’t ask him why he looks like he’s about to have a heart attack
one time he opened a video while he was with his brothers and from his reaction, his brothers got curious at what he was looking at
he then promptly broke his phone in two
(Mitch laughs at this)
when Butch finally gathers enough brain cells to talk to Buttercup, he blames his MIA moment on a deadline that’s coming up on one of his short films
so Buttercup offers her help on it and that leads Butch down a rabbit hole of lies
he enlists Mitches help in making a fake movie so Buttercup wouldn’t be suspicious
Mitch is just really over this bullshit, but hey, whatever, he’s got nothing better to do
well the movie actually turned out great, especially considering the fact that it was extremely last minute and had an extremely low budget
so yay... go team?
but the whole “Butch is in love has a crush on Buttercup thing has yet to be resolved...
and Buttercups starting to question if her feelings for Butch are strictly plantonic now too
Mitch seriously needs a vacation.