#mixtape masterpiece

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alright motherfuckers i made this best of 2016 playlist:  [8tracks]  [Spotify]*  because i make one every year, because??? it used to be fun, but nothing about 2016 was fun, also the moon is in cancer and everything is TERRIBLE; 2017 is two weeks old and churlish af, but i made this playlist, it happened, so i might as well put it out into the ether somewhere!!!! SO!!!! IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

*3 songs are missing from Spotify sorry y’all Tidal etc

best aural equivalent of that one cheese u sensually ooze over food tableside; also equivalent to good oral (WORDPLAY!!!)

invitation // britney spears (glory)

best kanye song kanye managed to not ruin with verses by kanye, a true feat considering the rest of pablo 

ultralight beam // kanye west ft chance the rapper & kirk franklin (life of pablo)

best song to get all bar queen, mariah hand gestures, off key as fuck, hairography in a car to

weight in gold // gallant (ology)

best impersonation of the National to hold me over til the real National’s album comes out 

get out // frightened rabbit (painting of a panic attack)

best sad girl in the club song since dancing on my own WHY DO Y’ALL CONTINUE TO SLEEP WHILE CARLY TIRELESSLY DOES T H A T OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN ps is robyn dead what the f...

love me like that // the knocks ft carly rae jepsen (55)

best i still don’t know why u had to break up dum dum girls since the last album sounded like this anyway but okaY SIS

(don’t) wannabe // kristen kontrol (x-communicate)

best song that will have you crying into your breakfast burrito because cupid IS too busy at the club you guys. he is! he is. the whole album was criminally underrated tee bee h his voice is perfect don’t @ me

the new cupid - bj the chicago kid (in my mind)

best okay but do we know where prince was when bruno was conceived cause this pocket rocket wrote a new power generation song and i would like some answers

perm // bruno mars (24K magic)

best QUEEN OF CHALLENGING FRAGILE MASCULINITY

cry // carly rae jepsen (emotion side b)

best 1990s r&b bop that somehow did not come out in the 90s, i don’t think this girl was even born in the part of the 90s this should have come from, witchcraft is heavily suspected (especially since nobody named mABEL should be this fire emoji)

thinking of you // mabel 

best instant wounded pride classic for when u are the angry girl in the club instead of the sad one; only beyonce could make me pop my puss to led zeppelin and jack white in 2016, we don’t deserve her BUT IT’S NOT ON SPOTIFY BYE

don’t hurt yourself // beyonce ft jack white (lemonade)

best IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AINT GOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

all night // chance the rapper ft knox fortune (coloring book)

3rd best carly rae jepsen adjacent shoulder pad anthem sorry 2 say dev u should have kept All That for urself ps do another lightspeed champion record

better than me //  blood orange (freetown sound)

best what is in the water in iceland and why does it make everything so delicate and beautiful

candyland // sin fang ft jonsi (spaceland)

best song to realize you are too high to

the worlds smiling now // jim james (eternally even)

best song from an album whose proceeds went to the southern law poverty center (so it’s not on spotify either) but it would have been a good album anyway; also someone better write a song like this about me before i die

i saw her for the first time // dr dog (abandoned mansion)

best doc martens ripped stockings i’m a nature girl and i am going to cry in a field in your old replacements t-shirt big raw mood that i have missed in music

your all american girl // mitski (puberty 2)

best definitely had to google simulacrum only slightly worth it

divine simulacrum // yeasayer (amen & goodbye)

best in 30 years we’ll appreciate this for what it is and not be mad that it took you 4 years to write an album with not one damn song that has an actual coda frank i promise

solo // frank ocean (blonde)

best song that i wish carly rae jepsen had sung imagine the shimmery sad girl possibilities but anyway the FUCK THAT GET MONEY breakdown is the reason this is here

somebody else // the 1975 (some long ass title i am NOT looking up)

best mantra for 2017 unrealistic tho it may be

no more shame, no more fear, no more dread // ajj (the bible 2)

BEST PERIOD. BEST REASON TO SAY FUCK 2016. BEST NEW GOSPEL. BEST OF ALL TIME. I MISS U SO MUCH PRINCE AND YES IT COUNTS THEY PUT OUT AN ANTHOLOGY ALBUM FUCK YOU

purple rain // prince (purple rain)

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best end of the year wonder woman type wig snatching that YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T REPRESENT ON THIS WITH NO ANGEL THE BEST SONG OBVIOUSLY HOW DO PPL LIKE THAT KATY PERRY B-SIDE PRETTY HURTS BUT NOT NO ANGEL UGHHH

Beyonce - Partition + ***Flawless (Beyonce)

best album by a dude i would not have let come in my eye prior to this song but now.....?

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (AM)

best okay but stop putting your girlfriend on songs dude where is Solange

Blood Orange - Always Let U Down (Cupid Deluxe)

best lucky u got cute harmonies cause googling u is a chore thanks to naming urselves after some fuckin ringadoo race car man

Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr - A Haunting (The Speed Of Things)

best ep written for FUCKING ENDER'S GAME??? which was somehow the best thing they've done out of the 104275 other releases they put out this year (also slow down)

Flaming Lips - Is Black At The End Good (Peace Sword)

best cute scottish goth types despite weirdo racism against the letter u

Chvrches - Lies (The Bones of What You Believe)

best NOT A DEATH METAL BAND AT ALL SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NAME OR THE SONG TITLES WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP GRAVE BABIES WHEN????

Grave Babies - Slaughter (Crusher)

best madchester revival that i didn't know i needed or wanted or loved until they gave it to me *Alanis Morrisette's Thank U plays*

Jagwar Ma - That Loneliness (Howlin')

best album from a man (boy lbr) i probably couldn't understand irl but that kinda makes me like him more

King Krule - Easy Easy (6ft Beneath the Moon)

best attempt to fill the void left by Yeezus' total limp dick life

Pusha T ft Kendrick Lamar - Nosetalgia (My Name Is My Name)

best SHUT UP THEY SOUND LIKE OASIS THEY ARE MY ONE DIRECTION SHUT UP THE ALBUM TITLE IS SO BAD BUT IT'S SO GOOD SHUT UP BRITPOP!!!!! BRITPOP!!!!!!!!

Swim Deep - Honey (Where The Heaven Are We)

best album by the only man in Iceland not in Sigur Ros apparently*

Sin Fang - What's Wrong With Your Eyes (Flowers)

best probably only album on here where i will endorse the entire thing and not just a few songs or the songs i've already picked for this list ahem

the National - Sea of Love (Trouble Will Find Me)

best ...and finally i literally just found out about this album last night but it's rly good so far take that as you will

Man Man - Loot Your Body (On Oni Pond)

8Tracks

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follow the blood /💀/ aka my 350th annual halloween mix

come little children - hocus pocus 💀 black widow - susanne sundfør 💀 gallows - cocorosie 💀 souvenirs - timber timbre 💀 the devil's feet - azure ray 💀 if i had a heart - fever ray 💀 a little death - the neighbourhood 💀 dead the long year - broadcast 💀  the night starts here - stars 💀 marrow - st vincent 💀 sabat mater - woodkid 💀 dark doo wop - ms mr 💀 don't look back - miguel 💀 dark & stormy - hot chip 💀 by the throat - chvrches 💀 blood on my hands - danielle parente 💀 i know - cults 💀 girl in black - crocodiles

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