MiyuNora!
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Definitely Nora. Miyuki finds it cute that she always messes up and he never makes it a point to tell her the right door.
Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave: Definitely Miyuki. He likes to watch them blow up and then Nora makes him clean the microwave every time.
Who is the slut for Doritos: Miyuki. Usually he tries to eat somewhat healthy for baseball, but the Doritos though.
Who starts the pillow fights: Nooooooora. There’s no question about it. Sometimes it just starts with her throwing a pillow at him, and he takes it from there. But Nora definitely starts it.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Miyuki. Nora runs herself out pretty quick and likes to take naps so he’s always there to be the shoulder to sleep on.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: Miyuki. It’s cute, Nora claims. But she doesn’t let him bake with her after he messes up.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Miyuki. He doesn’t mean to, but he usually falls back asleep before it’s done, and Nora gets up to shut it off.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: MIYUKI. And Nora finds them to be absolutely adorable. She swoons.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Neither of them really care enough to do it. They don’t have enough time to read, and when they do, they usually just leave them laying around.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Nora does. It doesn’t matter who she’s with, it’s her spoon and she’s licking it.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Miyuki because he wants Nora to feel special at every meal they get to share together. Which honestly isn’t many because Miyuki’s usually at practice or traveling for games.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Nora does. She finds things like that to be her favorite time to spend with him.
Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one): Nora shops, Miyuki takes out the trash, and Nora picks up the kids from sports because she works from home.
Who dies first: Miyuki. Eventually all the stress he puts on his body gets to be too much.
Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed: Miyuki, but Nora hates doing it to him. She just likes to sleep and he wiggles a lot.
Who needs help opening their Popsicle: Nora because she is usually too frantic.
Who talks to questionable strangers: NORA. Especially after Miyuki goes pro. She needs new friends and that’s the best way to do it.
Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky: Nora definitely does for Miyuki, but not too terribly often. It’s kinda gross, but she’ll never not kiss him.
Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day: Nora - especially when it gets too hot. She doesn’t bother with clothes, and Miyuki definitely doesn’t complain.
Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none: Nora. She likes to wrap herself up and cuddle next to him.
Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks: Neither of them really drinks coffee much, though Miyuki usually goes for black coffee when he really needs it and Nora likes her flavor Starbucks garbage
Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart: Nora, but it’s not sneaking since she’s the one that goes shopping.
Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one: Miyuki is the cool parent, and Nora is the strict parent.
Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire: Nora forgets.
Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something: Nora. She is a pretty light sleeper, especially after the kids are born and she must wake Miyuki up when she hears something.
What they would be like as parents: This is a really loaded question. Nora absolutely adores her children and wants them to be happy, and safe with everything they do. She wants to be the kind of mother her mother was. Miyuki is such a fun dad and likes to sneak his kids candy when mommy isn’t looking.
