#nora valkyrie

[howlingday]

Ciel: Excuse me... Are you... You're on Jaune Arc's team, correct?

Nora: Huh...?

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Ciel: This is me before Atlas.

Nora: ...WHAT?! But you, uh, you look so... I mean, you look less... I mean-

Ciel: I used to be fat, I know. However, after Bulwark Academy, I became overwhelmed with nerves that I started working myself until I was practically skin and bones... and then after my first year, I put on muscle and... here I am.

Nora: Okay, but where does Jaune play into this?

Ciel: Well... (Zooms out photo)

Nora: HUH?! JAUNE?! Was he your classmate, or-

Ciel: We were visiting his village for a field trip. He was very kind then, and I asked for a photo with him. However, since I was going to Atlas after, I knew asking for anything more would be asking for too much. But now that I'm less of what I was, I thought...

Nora: Wait! Ciel... does that mean... IT'S LIKE THAT?

Ciel: YES. IT'S LIKE THAT.

Nora: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... (Opens scroll, Taps) ...Hey, Ren. It's me. Listen, I need you over here now. Yes now. Right now, yes. Yes, now. (Click~!) Ren'll be here once he gets the message. He knows more about Jaune than I do.

Ciel: ...Nora, if you don't mind me asking, but are you and Jaune-

Nora: NOT EVEN IF HUMANITY AND GRIMMED BONED. (Twitches)

Nora: (Thinking) That's weird. Why'd my heart skip a beat?

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Ren: I'm here, Nora. What's this about?

Nora: Ren, does Jaune have a girlfriend?

Ren: Huh?

Nora: You see, this girl is... (Explains)

Ren: Wait, you mean... IT'S LIKE THAT?

Nora: YES. IT'S LIKE THAT.

Ren: (Sits down by Nora) As far as I can tell, Jaune doesn't have a girlfriend. When he was told about leaving to a new station, he seemed especially excited, and he's got some magazines on his dresser that no one with a girlfriend would leave out in the open like that.

Ciel: Could you also speculate what kind of girl he likes?

Ren: ...I remember him mentioning something about like girls with big butts.

Nora: !!!

Ciel: !!!

Nora: Calling him now~!

Ciel: Wait, now NOW?!

Nora: You're okay with that, right~?!

Ciel: I mean, yes, but-

Nora: (Taps scroll)

Nora: Hey. Nora: (Insert location) Nora: HERE. Jaune: ? Why? Nora: HERE. Jaune: Ok

Ciel: Don't you think that was... terse?

Nora: I don't know the meaning of the word~!

Ren: It means-

Nora: I don't know. The meaning. Of the word.

Jaune: What's up, Nora?

Nora: Whoa! So fast!

Nora: Wait! I didn't tell him about Nora yet! Crap! Ciel has changed so much, I bet Jaune would act like a total dope and not remember her! That'd be so like him!

Nora: JAUNE! Hey, uh, this is-

Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey, Ciel~! Nice seeing you again! How you been?

Ciel: !!!

Ren: (10/10)

Nora: (10/10)

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"Say, Jaune... What kinda girls you like in our class~?"

Jaune: In your class? Hm... I guess I can't really choose...

"C'mon, man! You gotta pick one~!"

Jaune: Well, if I have to pick one girl out of your class I like, then... I guess I'd say Ciel. The one with the beret?

Ciel: (Behind a corner, Blushing)

"Huh? Dude, she's a total fattie."

Ciel: (Turns away, Grits teeth)

Jaune: ...So? It's not a girl's size that matters, it's how she presents herself, and seeing Ciel eat and write and talk, she's really elegant.

Ciel: (Walking away quickly, Red-faced)

Jaune: I've seen how you guys eat fish and it's crazy hard to try!

"I thought you liked girls with big butts?"

Jaune: Yeah, but there's more to a girl than just her butt!

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Ciel: (Thinking) Growing up, I was always warned that girls gain weight faster than boys. But that didn't matter much to me since I was always fat. I wouldn't like someone who didn't like me, and hearing Jaune say something nice about me that I didn't even know about... I hated boys for a long time because of how they treated me, and I even swore off of them. But something about Jaune is different... But aren't I just doing the same thing others were doing to me? The thing I hated most of all?

Jaune: See ya around, Ciel~!

Ciel: (Waves, Leaves)

Jaune: (Messages to Ciel, Smiles) That was nice... You guys wanna catch a movie?

Nora: I learned something today. About myself.

Ren: Oh?

Nora: Yeah. I learned that I REALLY hate the idea of Jaune getting a girlfriend before I get a boyfriend! That's why my heart skipped a beat earlier!

Ren: Ah. So that's it, huh?

[howlingday]

THE MIXER

Ruby: ...

Blake: ...

Nora: ...

Whitley: ...

Oscar: ...

Jaune: ...

Blake: (Sighs) Well, if nobody else wants to get started, I'll do it. I'm Blake Belladonna. I'm 18 years old, and my hobbies include reading. Now you two.

Nora: Oh, we just say who we are and what we like? Okay! I'm Nora Valkyrie, and I'm 17, and I like to blow things up!

Ruby: Oh, um, me? H-Hi! I'm- I'm Ruby Rose, and I'm from Patch Island and my dream is to one day become the world's greatest huntress!

The first one seems normal but the other two are just... dicey...

Whitley: (Thinking) All three of them are huntresses? And from Beacon? How low can you get?

Oscar: (Thinking) And Patch Island? That's even more dirt poor that where I'm from!

Jaune: (Thinking) The world's greatest huntress? What kind of little kid dream is that?

Blake: Alright, that was our turn, now it's yours.

Whitley: I'm Whitley. I work as a secretary.

Oscar: I'm a farmer. My name is Oscar.

Jaune: Jaune. I'm a huntsman for hire.

They're losing interest and losing it fast...

Blake: That's... quite the diverse career set. Could you tell us more about where you work?

Whitley: Oh, posh! Secretary work can only get so entertaining. What about yourselves? You're all huntresses, so that must be miles more exciting!

Oscar: Actually, I wanna hear that, too!

Blake: Huh? Well, if you're looking to hear from us, then why don't you lead the conversation, Nora? You just came back from a mission.

Nora: Oh, I had loads of fun! I SLAUGHTERED AN ENTIRE BANDIT CAMP.

Whitley: ...

Oscar: ...

Jaune: ...

Blake: ...Ruby, you- You just came back from helping the headmaster, right?

Ruby: Oh, uh, yeah! But, uh, I didn't protect myself very good. (Lifts corset) See? They put three holes in me~!

Whitley: .........

Oscar: .........

Jaune: .........

Blake: (Thinking) I didn't think it was possible, but this could be the worst mixer I've ever been to! Why did I let Yang and Weiss talk me into doing this with Ruby?! If Pyrrha were here, she'd have things under control! Actually, it might have been for the best since Weiss is so uptight that she'd try to make everything about her, Yang would try to arm wrestle everybody, Ren would be put them all off with how masculine she is, and the less said about Penny, the better!

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Nora: Wow! So you get to stamp your own papers and other people's~?!

Whitley: It- It's nothing to really admire~. I just simply carry a bit more authority than the others as my employer's right hand...

Whitley: Despite her violent nature, she's actually very sweet... Oh no, am I developing a taste for wicked women?!

Blake: You've read Howling At The Moon? What did you think? If you want, I could loan you the sequel, Howling At The Double Moon.

Jaune: Oh, um, if you're offering, sure. I'd like that~.

Jaune: She didn't really have that much interest when we started, but once you get her going, she really is the best choice here.

Ruby: ...

Oscar: ...

Ruby: What's with this guy?! He keeps looking away! Am I really that bad? I need to improve my social skills! Say the first thing on your mind!

Ruby: So... You like cloth?

Oscar: ...It's fine. You don't have to force yourself to small talk with me. I'll just leave if I'm boring you. (Stands) I should have never agreed to this stupid idea; Jaune thought it'd be nice to get me out of the barn, but I like it there. Not to mention, I still need to work on my chores for my aunt and-

Ruby: Oh, you live with your aunt?

Oscar: Yeah, my... My parents passed away and she needed someone to help her take care of the farm.

Ruby: Wow! Is it a cow farm or like a corn farm?

Oscar: Heh heh... A cow farm is called a dairy, and it's not cows or corn. We grow potatoes.

Ruby: Oh, I love potatoes! They go good with everything~! I remember trying to make mashed potatoes for my dad and my sister, but I didn't know you had to peel 'em and boil them before mashing, so I was just covered in this big, starchy mess! Haha~!

Oscar: I'm sure that was hard to clean up~.

Ruby: I know, haha~!

Drunk: Don't you girls look like you're havin' fun? You sure this one is a huntress, though? She seems too small to be one.

Ruby: Y'know, I was surprised I got in, too~!

Drunk: Say, honey; why don't I take you away from the kiddie table and show you how a real woman treats her date~? All that hard work you do in the field, but have you ever handled a REAL plow~?

Oscar: P- Please don't touch me...

Ruby: (Grabs drunk's arm)

Drunk: Huuuh~? Is the widdwe huntwess gettin' up- (Lifted) Up... Uh...

Ruby: (Throws drunk into the wall) I don't know how they do things here, but back in Patch, we RESPECT people's personal space! Grabbing Oscar is NOT happening while I'm around!

Oscar: !!!

Oscar: This way! C'mon!

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Oscar: Thank you again, Ruby. That was... exciting.

Ruby: It's no problem! And thanks for getting me out of there before trouble could really start. If the manager showed up, I-

Oscar: Erm, Ruby...? Is there... anyone special in your life~?

Ruby: ...Yeah. There is. He's very precious to me, and I can't imagine my life without him.

Oscar: ...I see. Well, I wish the both of you the best of luck together. You should come by the farm. I can show you how potatoes grow the best around here.

Ruby: I'd like that~!

Ruby: Someday, I'll be able to hold you in my arms again...

We'll eat all the homework we want, so just wait for me...

Ruby: ...Hey, by the way, Oscar; what do people do at a mixer anyways?

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Blake: ...This whole night was a mistake.

Nora: Huh?

Jaune: (Walking away with Whitley) I warned you it would be a waste of time.

Whitley: (Walking away with Jaune) Nothing but a bunch of savages, those three!

[thyneal]

two anime’s, one is comedic and weird, the other is emotional and action packed.

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SMK

Nora: fearless leader~!

Jaune: No.

Nora: ‘pout’ you didn’t even know what I was going to say!

Jaune: smash, marry, kill

Nora: no, I was going to say how’s your day, but since you said that~!

Jaune: god f###### #### #####!

Nora: smash, marry, kill; Megumin, aqua, and darkness(aka, a royal)!

Jaune: ………did you really choose the one series I barely watch.

Nora: maybe~.

Jaune: …….‘sigh’ F### it. First kill darkness, second marry Megumin, and lastly fuck aqua.

Nora: wow! That was fast. Care to explain?

Jaune: well for one, that bi### darkness looks like my sisters if all 7 of them combined.

Nora: yeah? ‘thinks harder’ yeah no I see.

Jaune: plus she’s a hardcore masochist, you know what that does to a person! I’m one for living out with their kink but she’s extreme.

Jaune: now for Megumin, she’s a sweet girl, which is also Ruby. But the difference is Megumin at least acts mature for her age, Ruby pretends.

Nora: wow, you are just dising Ruby.

Jaune: and lastly aqua………..who wouldn’t want to smash a goddess.

Nora: but she’s useless.

Jaune: And that’s the reason, because she’s so useless I can smash her with the pent up anger I have after a failed mission.

Nora: so….stress toy but sexual.

Jaune: yes. Now are we done? Yes? Good. See you never Nora.

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this was inspired by @evenmorefatallyobsessed and their deviantart page about this crossover. I’m going to make another one of this but I’d slightly different

[howlingday]

Ruby: I don't want to kill anyone.

Jaune: I only want to kill Cinder.

Nora:

(Growing Wings intensifies)

[howlingday]

Nora:

EMERAAAALD~! THE OTHERS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOUR STORY~! I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SUFFER SO MUCH~! ANYONE WHO TREATS THEIR FRIENDS LIKE THAT DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU~! WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU WITH US ON TEAM JNPR~!

Oscar: I think Emerald gets it, Nora. Right, Emerald?

Emerald:

Jaune: Easy, Nora. I think Emerald still has her choice of teams to join. Still, she's right that we'd love to have you with us on Team JNPR.

Ren: Nora, would you like to sound us off?

Nora: (Inhales, Shaking violently, Roars)

WE'RE GOING BACK TO BEACON~! IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR US~! BUT WE CAN'T GIVE IN! WHY~?! BECAUSE WE ARE TEAM JNPR~! YEAAAH~! YEAAAH~! YEAAAAAAH~!

Jaune/Ren/Oscar/Emerald:

YEAAAAAAAH~!

[howlingday]

Nora: C'mon~! I'm gonna give you the grand tour~!

Nora: Here's the kitchen! The lounge! The lady's room~!

Nora: We've got everything you could ever want here~!

Emerald: You guys really have everything here. Way more than I had with Merc and Cinder.

Nora: What did you normally do?

Emerald: The usual; scrounge in the trash, abuse your common man, get yelled at by Cinder or Salem...

Nora: Oh, verbal abuse? We got that here, too~! What'd you guys eat?

Emerald: Whatever we could get, but it was usually bread, soup, sometimes pizza...

Nora: What about dessert?

Emerald: Dessert?

Nora: Yeah, y'know, candy, cookies, ice cream...

Emerald: That's rich people food.

Nora: Well, we have some~!

Emerald: ...

Nora: ...WE HAVE SOME~.

Later...

Mercury: Em...? You here? It's time to go home!

Mercury: Huh? The heck is that...?

???:

Mercury: ...WHAT THE HECK?! WHO THE HELL INSTALLS A BOULDER AS HOME DEFENSE?! (Leaves)

Emerald: (Stops, Burps) Merc, you asshole...

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