Blake: You know how Ruby and Yang's dad got the nickname "Whole Team Tai", no?
Jaune: Oh, so that's what we're doing today.
Blake: Uh-huh. How do we call you?
Jaune: You can call me Jaune.
Blake: Nah, too bland and boring.
Jaune: Oh sure, why don't you twist the knife a bit more? I still have working kidneys.
Blake: "Jaune for All, All for Jaune"...
Blake: "The Arc Triumphant"...
Blake: "OverARChiever"...
Jaune: Stop indulging Yang in her puns, they're making you a worse person.
Blake: Woooooow, I'm shocked and appalled. Insulted and indignant even.
Blake: Okay fine, can you at least tell me how in the Gods Be Damned Hells you ended up with all three in your bed?!
Blake: Denial denied, now spill before I give your sister all our friends' contact details to which she can send your baby pictures.
Jaune: Ugh, fine... what's a little blackmail and coercion between circumstantial aquaintances, right?
Blake: Oooooh, downgraded from friend at the fringes. I'm wounded. Wounded I say!
Jaune: Do you want to hear it or are you gonna continue being an ass?
Blake: *Sits at attention* Hit me with that good shit. Starter question, was Pyrrha the obvious first?
Blake: Well shit, that means basically every person on campus just lost that bet.
Blake: That fucker Ozpin rigged the betting pool!
Jaune: Cool, cool, don't care. You still wanna hear it or are you pivoting to financial outrage?
Blake: I... yes, I mean... ugh, yes, continue. I'll assemble the mob later.
Jaune: Right, so what happened was... Nora. Nora happened.
Blake: That is both explaining everything and nothing, so expound on this matter, please.
Jaune: Nora jumped me as we were lounging in our dorm one day.
Blake: Oh neat, no unnecessary build up towards the good, spicy stuff.
Jaune: Only a degenerate like you would say that.
Jaune: Anyway, what made the matter more... interesting... was that Pyrrha and Ren were also present. And also very much aware of Nora's pouncing.
Blake: Considering we didn't hear any explosions, I'm guessing their reaction wasn't what you expected.
Jaune: Pyrrha looked like a deer in the headlights whilst Ren looked... calculating? Intrigued? Still not sure, Ren knows how to keep a poker face.
Blake: It's why he's the dealer and not a player at our get-togethers. So Nora had you pinned down and was determined to put on a show. Did she say anything?
Nora: *Pops up from... somewhere* Oh, I said a lot of things!
Blake: *Jumps* Gah! Fuck! Nora?!
Nora: That's the name, Kittydonna!
Jaune: Hello my Little Lightning Bolt.
Nora: *Coos* Hi, hi, Loverboy!
Blake: *Calming down* So...
Nora: Oh, still doing that, huh? Okay, so...
Blake: You're topping Jaune and you got Pyrrha and Ren watching you. What was the next step?
Nora: Well, first off I told Pyrrha I was gonna show her how to handle our knight here. I then told she was going to copy my actions on our Renny.
Blake: Oh yeah, that's more like it!
Jaune: Really? No comment on anything about our interpersonal relationships and how Nora's impulsive actions could disrupt our cohesion beyond repair?
Blake: Why would I? You guys won both Vital Festivals you got to compete in. If anything your cohesion is probably more solid than Atlesian reinforced concrete.
Jaune: And you just want to hear about the sex.
Nora: And she just wants to hear about the sex.
Blake: And I just want to hear about the sex.
Jaune: Just keep it rated T for Teen.
Nora: Blake already used several hard expletives, we're in M for Mature territory already.
Jaune: Just get on with it.
Nora: Getting on with the getting on, Fearless Leader!
Nora: So there I was, mounted on top of my conquered foe. My allies gazed upon our bodies with ravenous, envious and lustful intent.
Nora: With a simple command of observation followed by emulation I directed my efforts on the knight laying betwixt my legs and under my heating sex.
Nora: By the roaming of my eyes, my hands and my lips I explored his body and removed any obstacles in my way.
Blake: And your allies? What had become of them, enraptured audience that they were?
Nora: Enraptured, mesmerising, bedazzled and charmed. It required only a single motion of my hand to command them. To have them share their own life, body, mind and soul with each other right then and there.
Nora: Raiments were divested of. Small clothes torn asunder. Nary a moment had passed since my initial assault upon the masterfully sculpted features of our handsome, blond knight and we were all laid bare before the Brothers.
Blake: *Looks to Jaune* ...
Jaune: Poetic language aside, Nora sat on top of me, told Pyrrha to watch closely and started to make out with me. After I had nearly passed out from oxygen deprivation she released me and told Pyrrha to do the same to Ren.
Jaune: Before my brain was properly oxygenated again Nora had managed to strip both her- and myself, destroying our school uniforms and underwear.
Nora: Oh, I have so many details!
Jaune: Details you're not gonna share!
Jaune: Because it's a private matter!
Nora: *Stage whispering to Blake* More like a matter about his privates. Hehe.
Blake: *Snorts a laugh* So that's how Nora snagged you, what about the other two?
Nora: Well, after I had thoroughly tonsil tickled Jaune's throat through a titanic tongueing, I told Ren to swap places with me.
Blake: *Suppressing a nosebleed* Hot damn. But why not Pyrrha?
Nora: Because Pyrrha was kinda stunlocked after first watching Jaune and I go at it like animals and then getting ravaged by my Renny right after.
Jaune: So Nora took a moment to bring Pyrrha's conscious back to Remnant whilst Ren...
Nora: Whilst Renny showed his great devotion to our big boss' big boss.
Jaune: *Clears throat* Yeah, that...
Blake: *Full-on nosebleed*...
Jaune: Think you broke her, Nora.
Nora: *Flicks one of Blake's ears* Wakey, wakey, Blakey!
Blake: Whabuwha! I'm here! Awake. Alive! Continue, please.
Nora: So yeah, Ren showed how deep his devotion to Jaune can go whilst I prepared Pyrrha. And lemme tell ya, I got to get real heavy handed with it, if ya know what I mean, heheheee...
Jaune: She might sound like a perverted old man, but Nora's right.
Nora: 'Cuz I'm never ~wrong~.
Blake: So Nora started your engines. Ren got you up to speed. And I'm guessing Pyrrha would follow to finish the race?
Jaune: That's one way to say it.
Nora: Yeeeee... After I helped Pyrry-Pyr into the driver's seat, I took care of Renny.
Nora: Bish-bash-bosh, five hours pass and we barely manage to drag our disheveled and dehydrated selves out of the dorm to grab some dinner.
Blake: Yeah... every Faunus present at Beacon back then was... aware of what you four did that day. As did everyone on our floor.
Jaune: The stares, glares and drawn weapons were a bit much, though.
Nora: *Sing-song voice* ~Worth it!~
Jaune: So yeah. That was all it took. Nora doing a Nora-
Nora: And a Jaune-Jaune, and a Renny, and a Pyr-Pyr.
Jaune: No drama, no grand revelations-
Nora: Aside from the grand revelation in your pants.
Jaune: The four of us were basically still the same. We were... just a bit more now.
Blake: Seeing how you destroyed literally every opponent during your second go at the Vytal Festival, I'd say it's a bit more than "just a bit more".
Jaune: Sure, whatever. Need anything else?
Blake: Don't think so. You in a hurry or something?
Jaune: *Carried by Nora* I'm not.
Nora: *Carrying Jaune* But I am! Nice chit-chat, kitty-cat. Laters! *Marches away*
Blake: *Watches them go* ...
Blake: *Pulls out a voice recorder* And now to transcribe and... adapt this for my writing. Nye-he-heee...
