I'm relistening to the debate me coward episodes and I fucking forgot how STUPID Matt's argument about tortilla chips being less messy than popcorn is in a theater. Alone, they're about the same. But WITH A DIP??! A FUCKING DIP FOR YOUR CHIPS??! FUCK NO GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING THEATER
I WORKED AT A THEATER for YEARS and we sold tortilla chips and nacho cheese (and, obviously, popcorn). The containers for chips were so easily tipped over that if somebody got "nachos" as our menu called them, it was SUPER LIKELY that they'd spill it. AND THEN because the general public loses 90% of their IQ points as soon as they step foot into a theater, they'd fucking step all over it and break the chips into tiny fucking pieces that were impossible to sweep into the stupid dust bins we had for some dumbass reason. AND THE CHEESE. GOD THE CHEESE. This goes for any potential dip: THAT SHIT SUCKS! It's far easier to sweep up dry items from the ground like chips and popcorn than it is to clean up A PUDDLE OF CHEESE!
The only time we had to clean up a puddle because of the popcorn was when some guy, who was definitely on drugs, kept coming back and buying small popcorns that he demanded we SMOTHER in butter topping. Bro was cheering us on going "more! More! More!" As he watched us pour butter into the BAG of popcorn. Turns out he hadn't eaten shit, it'd all been spilled in his row and created a LAKE of butter.
Comparatively, given how often I used the popper/butter dispenser and the nacho cheese dispenser, I had WAY more issues with the cheese. That button was constantly getting stuck and when we'd rush around we wouldn't notice and then UH OH there's fucking nacho cheese EVERYWHERE! I had to spend extra time making sure it wasn't going to get stuck every fucking time to avoid accidental messes. I feel like this says smth because the popper sent me to the hospital where I got stitches in my finger.
Anyway, if you look at plain chips/popcorn, they're about equal imo. You could ONLY argue that popcorns messier because it's more common.
And also the brief mention of "have you ever seen a mess of m&m's?" Or what have you- FUCKING YEAH I HAVE PEOPLE WILL MAKE A MESS OF EVERYTHING! IF IT'S SOLD AT OR SNUCK INTO A THEATER I PROMISE YOU ITS BEEN ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Anyway PSA clean up after yourself when you go to a movie because employees sometimes have 5 mins or less to clean an entire auditorium, often alone, before the next showing. Movie theater etiquette in general went out the window after the pandemic and it pisses me off still despite no longer working at a theater.