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Dear Michael,

Only as long as we’re not speaking metaphorically.  Good ideas don’t seem to get along well with her.

-Mia Fey

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Dear Nick and Anonymous,

They’d still have to have good aim.  I've always been good at escaping death by a hair.

-Maya Fey

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Dear Inquirers,

I am indeed familiar with the incidents in question, involving my late uncle as well as Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne.  Both can be easily explained if we consider the following.

In the case of my uncle, it was simply a matter of timing.  The journey into the Twilight Realm is a slow one, and with his death occurring mere moments before being channeled, it was possible to summon his soul before it was carried too far from this world.

As for Ms. Hawthorne, I suppose it was an exception allowed by the Holy Mother for the purpose of using her soul as an example to the living of what happens to those who disobey her.  The situation did not turn out well for her, as I understand.

While these explanations can only be spoken with partial certainty, I imagine them to be somewhere within the boundaries of truth.  As stated before, the afterlife is a confusing matter.

-Nahyuta Sahdmadhi

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Dear Michael,

He reads minds the same way women do.  You could say he’s the first male in history to have that capability.

-Aura Blackquill

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Dear mjtroper,

Are you kidding?

Maya’s cheeks could out-puff Dizzy Gillespie’s!

-Phoenix Wright

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Dear SpongeBob SquarePants,

Since when do you know anything about alcohol?

-Athena Cykes

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Dear Michael,

I know a little Khura’inese, but I didn’t have any formal Khura’inese lessons during my time with Dhurke.  I just learned simple words like “hap’piraki” and “pohlkunka.”

If I could speak full sentences, I'd jump at the chance to take Athena’s multilingual sass down a notch!  Ha ha!

-Apollo Justice

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Dear Michael,

Pfft!  I've eaten four burgers and enough fries to equal their weight in one sitting before!  How bad can a bunch of noodles be?

I bet I could even handle three if I ate them slowly enough.  Salt runs in the Fey clan.

-Maya Fey