Between the Matches Incorrect Quotes #4
Kenshi, about Smoke and Rain: My god, would you two just get a room already?
Rain: Excuse me, Kenshi?
Kenshi: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Smoke: ...
Ermac: We ship it!
Sonya: CAN YOU NOT?
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Quan Chi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Quan Chi: *upends the bottle*
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Raiden: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Fujin: Even better!
Raiden: What the fuck did you-
Fujin: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Reptile: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
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Sub-Zero: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Sub-Zero’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Sub-Zero: Well, that was a mistake.
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Smoke: Where are you going?
Frost: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.










