Oct 26, 2017
“I was maybe like, five, six, seven — around there — and I came back from school and was like, ‘Somebody at school told me Santa wasn’t real. My brother, who’s six years older than I am, was like, 'Listen, I’ll tell you the truth — Santa doesn’t ride a sleigh. CLEARLY that doesn’t exist because we all know people don’t fly. He flies a plane! That’s how he gets around in one night.’ And that bought me another year! So it bought me a whole year of thinking Santa existed when my brother told me that Santa doesn’t ride a sleigh but instead, *SPOILER ALERT*, rides in a plane! And I was like, 'That makes sense!’”
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