Chloenette Valentine’s Day STUFF
headcanons because who has the time
marinette mustering up the courage to finally ask chloe out
(which is TERRIFYING btw)
and she’s just like... hoW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
and of course since it’s marinette she forgets that she is a baker’s daughter but w/e flowers are nice
meanwhile chloe all lonely and so ready to be drunk, single, and proud on vday because hell no was anyone going to feel bad for her
she a strong independent woman who need no one
also she would never live this shit down if anyone knew she couldn’t get a date for vday…. AGAIN
because then people are gunna think nobody likes her
and obviously EVERYBODY likes her
okay nobody wanted to be her date this year buT SHE CHOSE THIS LIFE
WHO NEEDS A DATE
WHO NEEDS VALENTINES DAY
okay so clearly she does but she’ll never admit it
BUT THEN
marinette shows up and is like casually here’s a rose i guess it’s no big deal or anything unless you want it to be a big deal in which case maybe it’s a big deal but only if you want it to be
“That better not be a pity rose. Pity chocolate I’ll take, but that’s it."
*cue internal screaming*
I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MAKE YOU CHOCOLATES HOLY SHIT WHY DID I NOT MAKE YOU CHOCOLATES
marinette is desperate to abscond
but also chloe thinks her flailing is hella cute because who wouldn’t?
not that she’s had a particular thing for marinette or anything
but she’s not bad
the rose is nice
and she doesn’t put up with her shit
then suddenly marinette is like okay okay so it’s not a pity rose? but it’s vday and like... people give people roses right?
yea okay but people only give people they really like and want to be valentines with roses
okay yes
yes
i did that thing
it’s not a pity rose
unless you want it to be a pity rose
...
chloe’s just thinking how stupid marinette is and is so ready to smash.
and so she takes her hand and they go out on a really nice dinner at the hotel and chloe probably makes a move and marinette implodes but when she’s functioning and it’s in any way a competition her brain shifts into over drive and suddenly she’s in control and chloe is not ready but sO ready
i don’t know where i was going with this i just need them smash