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2024 embrace the cringe start ponyposting / human!Applejack doodles

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Human MLP AU- Spike definitely needs to shower because it has been awhile. So Ember points to a waterfall so he can take one. And it is all good... until Ember decides to join in since they are siblings. However that might not have been a wise idea.

The first time that Spike had been able to bathe in Weeks had been the start of something... interesting.

Apparently Dragon's didn't know about personal space, or Ember had been misinformed about sibling skinship. Because not only had she shown him where to take a bath. She had also insisted on joining him.

And he'd of course, tried to push back, but she wasn't having any of it...

So here he was. Currently facing his own sister, underneath a water fall, both of them currently bathing, in the nude.

'Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner...'

It was unfortunately no use. His body ached, and his cock throbbed... he felt shame...

"Ah, I see, so your growth has gone elsewhere dear brother."

Yep... yep... he wanted to die now.

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Alright Princess what are do you plan on doing to get your son back?

Celestia was too busy answering. They'd finally caught word of someone seeing a young man resembling Spike running rather quickly in a specific direction.

She should have known he'd instinctively head towards the Dragon Lands... hopefully though they'd be able to catch him before he reached them. She couldn't imagine that him being there would be a good thing.

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Aura Is Friendship- Okay I guess I am the one going to ask. Who was the two that fell into this?

So I want to point it out, I did say who it was last time.

Coping was not something she did well, in fact, expressing her frustrations had become a new norm for her ever since her team and JNR had taken to the road. So... it wasn't weird that... she started to panic. "Okay, no this can't... I guess it can we know there was magic, and... but this is an entirely new place... so there aren't any grimm?"

"Nope~"

Jaune's seemingly perfect response didn't really help to put her at ease, but the fact that he was holding her in his arms was really all she needed.

"How do we go back?"

"I don't know... we haven't found a way... and that's saying something... considering."

"Considering there are literal physical gods?"

"Eyup." Jaune wondered why he'd picked that little habit up from Big Mac.

Still, as the two of them conversed and she started to calm down.

The other girl in the room stared shocked, unable to comprehend what she was seeing, for multiple reasons.

"So... you have a tan."

"Ah yeah, well, working outside for a few months will do that to you... don't like it?"

"No no! It's very nice on you... Jaune, where is your sash?"

Weiss was confused by this question, Jaune had never worn as a Sash while here, and the way that the other girl had mentioned it, made it sound important.

"After... after the Penny thing... I didn't think that I was worthy of holding onto it... I just... I put it away for now... until I can feel like I can wash my hands clean... I fucked up."

When the girl put her arms around him, Weiss just... still couldn't believe it.

"No you didn't. You didn't have any other options... I saw you try to heal her, I saw that she forced you to do it. I know you didn't want to... but Cinder would have killed me, and then you, then Penny and gotten the powers anyways. It wouldn't have gone our way either way..."

Jaune felt warm hands press against his, "You saved my life... I know... I know that it was hard, but you did it again. My hero."

For the first time since she'd been here, Weiss finally saw past the barrier that Jaune had put around himself, she watched as the older man broke down and cried, cried into the crook of the neck of none other than her older self...

There were a lot of confusing thoughts going on in her head right now.

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(Human MLP AU) Rarity is in a rush since she just finished working and is now running towards her place to get ready for her date later on. However she bumps into Spike as he questions why she is in a rush. She starts getting this strange feeling like the others as she explains the situation. Spike is confused since she did just went out with some other stallion a few days ago. And then they have a conversation about that about her need to find love.

Spike wasn't expecting anyone to come near him today. Mostly because he'd been going out of his way to take the long way around to Quills and Sofa's, not for the sofas of course, but for the Quills. Twilight was already running out of the ones she had, which at this point was an outrageous pace.

So! When Rarity, one of Twilight's friends nearly ran into him on her way back, dropping a few articles of fabric that she must have been holding, and carrying with her magic along the way. One could say he was easily caught offguard.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I apologize, i didn't see anyone there darlin-"

Rarity's voice quietly washed away in her throat. Her expression of sudden surprise clear and concise. More so than any of their other friends, Rarity wore her heart on her sleeves. So seeing how shocked she was to see him, or be so close to him, wasn't a huge surprise to Spike.

He was at least glad she didn't start screaming bloody murder. Albeit, that could simply be the fact that she wasn't aware of what he was. Honestly, if he was being honest, he was surprised Twilight never had this reaction. Probably cause they were together since they were kids, so it just kind of grew easy on her.

Regardless, he could see that Rarity was uncomfortable.

"It's alright, I should have watched where I was going." He would need to calm her, and hopefully move on out of her way so she could get going.

"No no, it's alright." He raised a quirked brow, strange, she was obviously uncomfortable with him around. More so than even AJ, who tried to move, but was too tired. And Fluttershy who was obviously too lonely at the time to care.

Unlike them, she was completely able bodied, even if he was currently holding onto her things as he handed them over. Even her hands were shaking, something he made to not point out.

Rarity wasn't sure what it was, but she never liked being near Spike. Which, she felt horrible for... she recognized the young man. Had remembered the brief sparkle in his eye when he saw her for the first time. But... then she remembered how quickly that little glint died when she reacted to them... in a rather unlady like fashion. She tried to forget it. But... the look on his face was still clear... perhaps that's why she avoided him so much.

Not like it was difficult. "It's rather unusual to see you out here Spike." She would at least be courteous, even if she had to be on her way.

"Ah right, Twilight needs Quills, so I'm going to get her some..." He paused, knowing he should keep his mouth shut but... "Is everything alright Rarity?"

The gentle concern in his voice made her feel really bad now. "No... no nothing of the sort. I'm just in quite a rush. I have a date in a few, and I've yet to make it back home with my supplies."

He nodded, "I see I see, makes sense."

"Yes..." She didn't know what else to say, though when it came to the matters of love, she did have the habit of going on, "I do hope this one will prove to be a better date than the last one."

Spike blinked, "Isn't it the same guy?" His head quirked to the side in confusion.

"Oh! Uhm... no, it's a different gentleman."

Spike had heard about it from Twilight, Rarity was often dating different men or women, which he found strange. Mostly because it always sounded like it was her fault, and not the other persons.

"Is... is everything alright? That's the third one this week, right?"

"How... do you know that?" She didn't speak with Spike so him knowing was a bit...

"Twilight."

"Ah." That would explain it, "Yes... yes everything is alright. I just... I'm not sure i've found the one."

Spike was confused, not that he knew what dating or love was like, because... well ya know. But, that didn't seem right, not from what M... Celestia had told him before.

"Rarity, is it making you happy?"

"Pardon?"

"Uhm... I'm sorry, kind of talking out of place, and I wouldn't really know much about it. But... you don't seem happy... at least Twilight says you're always stressed after these dates. So... I just... that can't be good right?"

Rarity would have to talk to Twilight about giving her secrets away later... but it wasn't like she was wrong. "Yes well... I know that he or she is out there, I can feel it. I just... have to keep going till I find him! Even if that doesn't happen well." She really wasn't sure what to say.

Spike nodded, "I see... I just, you're really pretty, and from what Twilight says, kind. So it's just, it strikes me as odd that you're dating different people... I know... well my mother said." He breathed, he wondered if perhaps he was talking about himself more. "You have to love yourself, before you can love others. And that just kind of stuck with me." Not that he knew what that was like either... "I know what it's like putting your self worth on others opinions, but... it's not health, I would know..." The last part was under his breath, and his scowl hidden by his green spiked hair.

"Anyways, I apologize for taking your time."

He left, without much of another word, leaving Rarity there to ponder on her thoughts.

'Strange... I'm not shaking anymore...'

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How about that meme but with H!Spike and H!Rarity? Obviously not canon in your current AU but Rarity's on Spike's face would be sexy.

Hehehehe~

"Spike Darling, I don't think that's a good idea..."

"Sorry Rarity, just uhm, gimme a second! I wanna make sure I order the right thing!"

"Of course love."

Rarity rolled her eyes, yet the playful smile upon her lips as her boyfriend shifted against her bust, pushing tightly into her due to the limited room of the car, showed how non plussed she was about the situation.

Sometimes she wished Spike was tall enough to drive without getting pulled over, he was just short~ Regardless, she could see one of the individuals just outside of the passenger side of her lovely car was staring at them oddly.

"Sorry, he just wants to order."

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So H!spike any luck setting boundaries with H!ember?

A rather exhausted, sweaty and tired Spike, clinging to his sister, hd no real answer for this question. Over the short last few days, the two of them had grown closer to one another, a bond forming stronger than Spike could have ever imagined. Perhaps she was right, and perhaps it was just their instincts, but there was little that the other could do that was shameful to the other.

It was a different life style compared to Pony's, and while neither were goign to jumpt he barrier of siblinghood yet. They were fine with snuggling closer, even if neither were wearing clothing.

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At least the group is finally working together. How surprised are the mother and aunt when they find out that five ponies are helping Twilight find Spike?

Celestia was concerned, and perhaps a little suspicious. Despite her reservations she knew that they could use all the help they could muster. And she knew that there few as talented as the five extra ponies before her... but-

"NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE SHALL NOT BE NEEDING YOUR ASSISTANCE!"

Luna was not having any of it. She was absolutely adamant about letting the girls go along. Her chocolate cream coated body flushed a bright red, the reflection of her moon's own silver light bouncing off her exquisite form. She was flush, furious and full of emotion, ever step and trembling caused a little bounce in her voluptuous form.

A bead of sweat bounced from her bosom as she took a step closer. Her normally single pallet colored mane shifting, matching the starry night's sky as she prepared to send off these heathens one last time.

"Sister."

However, Celestia knew that they could still use their help.

"Let them, let them prove themselves. After all, everyone deserves a chance at redemption, no?"

And... like that Luna couldn't say anything more. Fueled by her own personal emotions, and forcing down the logic that she knew they were just afraid... like she'd been... she simply swallowed her pride.

"Fine."

She turned back, leaving the fearful five to their business. NOw was the time to find Spike...