We had whined, vented, and consoled Loren when her dip-shit coworker was promoted and then listened to her very justified complaints over the next two years as he proved that his MBA from MIT had in fact been bought and not earned. So when she finally replaced his ass as the first CEO of the company she helped build, fresh out of grad school, we celebrated. A lot.
She found out Thursday at 5:04pm and by 5:10pm the group chat stopped vibrating individual notifications and instead became one continuous buzz until I pulled over on my drive home to see who was dying to justify this nonsense.
By 7pm we were all two celebratory shots in and finishing off our first round of drinks. In any other bar we'd be a strange group--five women, spanning three generations, with seemingly nothing in common--but we weren't strangers to the usual McDonough's crowd, in fact, the bartender had jokingly counted us and informed us we were missing a friend.
Alyssa left us at 9:30. "It's a school night," she shrugged, ever the responsible one.
At 10pm, Shirley and Corinne were fading fast, so Loren and I each walked one home before reuniting at her apartment for more celebrating.
But what I assumed would be more chatting over drinks and then a midnight Lyft derailed entirely once clothes were removed and I found myself in her bed. It wasn't the first time, but was after what had said would be the last.
"This may have been a terrible idea," I laughed, honest and carefree, before pressing another kiss to her lips.
"Shh," she exhaled directly into my face.
We were caught in a game of childish pecks when her phone rang. She attempted to look for it and I scolded her silently.
"I have to answer my phone, I have a company to run," Loren responded in a serious tone but with a wicked smile. She yanked it out of her pants, still draped across the end of the bed, and showed me Cara's face lighting up her screen.
"Oh good. You're alive," Loren answered. She pressed a finger to her lips, signaling for me to be quiet, but then put down the phone and pressed on the speaker button.
I gestured what the fuck and was silently shushed again as Cara responded.
"I am! I'm sorry. The boys's baseball game went SO late and my phone died and gah! It doesn't matter! You got the job! You got YOUR job! It's about damn time! I'm so happy for you! Please tell me you're still celebrating."
"Of course I am! Erin and I are still drinking at my place. You're on speaker."
"Oh good. I was a little worried everyone had called it a night- most of your building looks dark..." Loren and I immediately made eye contact and she scooped up the phone. "I brought champagne! Someone come down and get me! I want to--" Loren took her off speaker and I hopped off the bed and began the clothing search.
"Yayyy!" Loren managed to sound genuinely excited while jamming the phone between her ear and shoulder to tug on her pants with both hands.
"I'll be right down!" she added cheerily, before hanging up and tossing the phone on the bed with a panicked "Fuck!"
"Can you grab the lights?" I asked, trying to make sure I wasn't putting my shirt on inside out and backwards.
"No, because then she'll see the light outside!" Loren hissed. "Fuck. It had to be Cara," she continued, hooking her bra, "Fuck!"
"She's going to know." I finished her thought, pulling the bedroom door open further to let in more of the hall light.
"I can't LIE to her. If she asks me right out..."
"Just go get her. I'll take out drinks and when you come back I'll be in the bathroom." The wheels were turning quickly. "Had too much to drink. She'll mock me for forever but--" I grabbed Loren's keys and handed them to her with one last kiss. "She won't suspect anything if I'm curled around a toilet bowl."
"You're crazy," she called as she pulled open her apartment door.
"I'm a genius. You're welcome!" I yelled back.
I yanked open her fridge and found an open bottle of white. I managed to pour two realistic glasses as props and then locked myself into the bathroom in time to protect our secret.