#mmmm beer

[xxkingcrustxx]

its my champagne birthday but since i don’t like champagne im calling it my beerthday

[neptuneschord]

drunk driving must feel so free. whatever lane you want honey 🫶 the road is your oyster

[visions-of-clarity]

All these years I’ve been striving for a green thumb...who’da thunk it’d come in the form of a (stellar) dude.

[ux0ri0us]

[jeremyfrail]

vhs and beer 🙂‍↕️ let's watch terrible movies together while making poor life decisions yayyyy ^_^

i can put down quite a few Coronas but I won't ever touch a Modelo again, you get to pick the movies :3

[pathophage]

To the tune of My Sharona: S-S-S-SOY CHORIZO!

[therealgamble]

I know it’s only Tuesday, but I think we should find a donut and beer pairing thingy to go to this weekend.

Or right now. 

[karmaversuslife]

Conversation of the day

J - "do you want to go the museum?" Me - "no." J - "why cuz you're hammered?" Me - "I'm not hammered. I'm just... Substantially buzzed." J - I suppose we shouldn't go to the museum. *imitates me whispering* Is that T-Rex real? And also I don't know where I left my pants." Maybe it was only funny because I was substantially buzzed. But out of context I still think it's hilarious and just to confirm at every point and time my pants were on my person. Also, we did not go to the museum.