how did i even get here

a lackadaisical tagger from the cradle to the grave / a carefully curated selection of only the choicest, hand-picked reblogs updating daily

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[free-my-mindd]

Luca Ponsato

[1o9]

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[j-tee]

who let this bird on the train

[letterful]

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[roach-works]

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

[icedteadrinker]

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

[catcrumb]

[depsidase]

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[loveridden1999]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]