how did i even get here

a lackadaisical tagger from the cradle to the grave / a carefully curated selection of only the choicest, hand-picked reblogs updating daily

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[kosmogrl]

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[hypokeimena]

all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

[hypokeimena]

my people have found me.

[hypokeimena]

just got a double whammy of the most annoying comments i get on this post back to back in my notes (1. this is going to give authors anxiety!!! 2. but you CAN get tenure by 35!!!), so everyone say bye bye post for another several months

[hypokeimena]

post unlocked because i just dnf'd the project hail mary book due to andy weir's 'rocky thinks in base six' inconsistencies.

if rocky thinks and estimates in base six round numbers and then converts to base ten for ryan gosling's sake (established early!! basically one of the first things ryan gosling works out!), then he would not suggest that they jump from 80 to 86 when rounding up for safety, because neither of those are base six round numbers. he would suggest jumping to a safety allowance of 84 (220 in base six) or 90 (230 in base six).

[tranxio]

I am cultivating that virtue the Renaissance humanists called “stupiditas”

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[melxbxbi]

good morning.. let’s all go back to bed

[anywhoozles]

[bisexualgoth]

monday affirmations

- i am not tired

- eight hours is not that long

- i slept well the night before

- the only reward for hard work is more work

- i feel well rested

- the 40 hours workweek will collapse in my lifetime

- i definitely got enough sleep

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[thememedaddy]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[regging]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order