#mmmm papi

[vampygomez]

[pathesis]

Michael: *killed 3 survivors and has kill last survivor by your hand.* Me: oooooohhh nooooooo iiivee beenn hit. And theres no one left to savveee meee. I cant do aaannnyyythhiingg 💓💓💓👀👀👀👀👀👀

[tiffanyjennifer]

I wish I could get really really drunk and forget about my responsibilities

[my-secret-sorrows]

Exhibit A.

Yes, I know it's an insurance ad, but who cares? He can talk insurance to me all day long.

[charminglyintoxicated]

[bubblegumbitchxo]

Heat: Where would he date end: at your house, or with a kiss goodnight?

Zayn: Whichever you preferred. [Laughs] A couple of cheeky drinks at mine? Let's chill, maybe.