You've heard of "Mobians who live in human-majority places", now get ready for "humans who live in Mobian-majority areas". Humans who wear white gloves and one-piece outfits. Humans who don't like cars because they spit smoke and require roads and don't even run on Air. Humans who come home and brush their coworkers' fur and feathers off their pants. Humans who can somehow sense which drawer they left the spare Chaos Drives in.
gimmick sideblog idea i’d act on if i wasn’t busy and a coward: an ask blog for a Mobian. like just a normal Mobian civilian, literally Just Some Guy. they’d ask about Eggman rumors they heard at work, complain about humans petting them without permission, tag photos of the Cyclades with #Apotos, that kind of thing. i thought of using my amateur journalist oc so i could get away with loredumping about The Gods and stuff. dropping the idea here since we’re all in love with Barry rn
You’d wondered how an apartment in Night Babylon had come so cheap. It’s 3 AM, and you’ve begun to realize why. [CONTENT WARNING: mildly suggestive lyrics, swearing.]
MUSIC-ONLY VERSION: https://youtu.be/w-Sp2y_LP04
SONGS USED + TIMESTAMPS:
0:05 — Boss Bitch - Doja Cat https://youtu.be/5PcRC5jse0k
2:14 — Club Rouge (Jeremy Smith [SG] Rendition) – Sonic Battle https://youtu.be/lVJlsquyKGc
4:58 — Purple Hat (Extended) – SOFI TUKKER https://youtu.be/4bNkYD7VWYE
7:54 — Character Select ~ Get Into The Wave (Player2 Remix) – Sonic the Fighters https://youtu.be/C_Qi80TY230
11:51 — Lose My Breath (Ku De Ka Re-Breathe) – Destiny’s Child https://youtu.be/08XpNo_nVJk
What to do if you find yourself in a Special Stage
This world runs on different rules, and they're never the same twice. Find what feels right, then pursue it to prove yourself worthy.
You were not brought here by chance, but you may leave if you feel overwhelmed. A way out will always be obvious and easy to reach.
Expect to be in constant motion.
You may encounter beings with ever-shifting forms. If they speak, don't dwell on their words. They are not for your mind to decipher, but for your heart to understand.
DON'T look down.
If it deems you worthy, the prize will present itself to you, and the world it's built around itself will dissipate. Even if you leave without it, be grateful. The force that sustains all living things flows through it like a battery in a circuit; and for a fleeting moment, you and that force were one. Know this, and let it change you.