Why is bed so comfy?
Why do I fall back in it's clutches so easily?
"OH, I'll lay down for just a moment! I'll be scrolling and typing and being internet productive, so I'm not gonna fall asleep!"
And yet, my brain claws at my eyelids whispering "wHy noT? WhY nOt clOSe tHe OrBs anD drIFt iNTo sWEeT nOThiNG?"
And it is through the fact I have places to be and stuff to do that I say
"Fuck off, I've slept through most of the last three to four years."











