Tumblr Mockfest #1
Which is the best ice cream topping?
Fruit
Sprinkles
Syrup
Emily:
Fruit, Sprinkles or Syrup, huh? Well, I'll start us off. Fruit is the obvious choice. It's adding something healthy to a dish that is... not. Adding fruit to your ice cream adds a whole new flavor and texture depending on the fruit you pick. Berries are a personal favorite of mine, but I am a fan of banana splits too.
Coral:
Please. Ice Cream is supposed to be unhealthy. That's why people like it. You wanna top it with fruit, go get frozen yogurt. Best thing to top your sugar with is MORE SUGAR! Sprinkles all the way! Put a little bit of whipped cream on top and throw 'em on, and you've got a classic sundae. Plus, if you get the colorful ones, your ice cream will be aesthetically pleasing too!
Emily:
Until it melts because you were too busy looking at the pretty rainbow colors. Sprinkles don't add anything to ice cream. You'd have to put like a fistfull of them on just to taste any additional sweetness. Keep in mind, fruit has sugar too. That's why people with good taste put it on their dessert in the first place.
Coral:
Yeah, that's why strawberry ice cream already exists. Don't overdo it with the berries there, sister. Sometimes simple sprinkles are the way to go.
Elliot:
(May I add?)
Emily:
Yes, let's let Elliot explain why he likes his syrup so much.
Elliot:
(Chocolate, Caramel, Butterscotch, Strawberry... So many flavors exist now. Bound to be one for every flavor of ice cream. Best of both worlds: sugary, but powerful flavor.)
Emily:
Yeah, except it makes everything gooey and gross.
Elliot:
(Skill issue.)
Emily:
DID YOU JUST—
Coral:
No, I see where he's coming from. For some people, gooey is better than chunky. Plus with so many flavors, you can do so much with it. You can even mix flavors and it'll still probably be good. I saw him eating Cookie Dough the other day with chocolate AND butterscotch.
Elliot:
(Delicious. You should try it)
Emily:
I'll pass. Gooey texture makes me feel like I'm eating ink. At least fruit is solid.
Coral:
Well, I happen to like my fruit pre-mixed with the ice cream. It's too sour otherwise! Sprinkles are the only way to top your ice cream.
Elliot:
(Come on, Syrup gang! Back me up!)
Voting and discussions are open!
















