✨halloween✨
ok so halloween is The major turning point in this au for no particular reason, so here’s a timeline/list of events and occurrences on and leading up to halloween!
jacob has been having a bit a crisis recently. he’s keeping a little notebook in his pocket containing a funny little list of weird goings on around mr.a, because he is rightfully suspicious (and a smidge clearsighted). he’s realized something but he doesn’t know what yet, so he’s just grappling with the idea that how he perceived religion his whole life might be wrong
this continues until HALLOWEEN during which many, many things happen
mr.a comes to school as a greek god! and well, that’s a little weird cause that costume is awfully revealing for a teacher (you can see his titty 👀) but idk you do you i guess
people are incredibly attracted to this teacher. like that is not human levels of attractiveness. he is Cosmically attractive.
there’s a pair of twins that have also come to school dressed as apollo and artemis (a nice siblings paired costume!) and mr.a just. physically cannot look at them.
he’s grumbling that they are spreading misinformation and that “poor excuse for a sun god” is not acting like the real thing. jacob is only starting to realize what that means, but in the meantime, he’s too scared to ask.
there is a chariot in the parking lot. with horses. someone asks about the horses, and mr.a responds with “oh don’t worry about them, they’re very well behaved” just as one or both of said horses burst into flames
jacob sits in the background, furiously scribbling in his funny little notebook with his silly little list, and finally comes to the (of course very obvious) conclusion that “oh. oh no. mr.a is a literal god.”
that night mr.a makes his first twitter post
jacob wakes up in a cold sweat and texts his friends group chat that they must make a club called “what the f*ck is mr.a”
