Oct 4, 2025
Sonic: You faked your death?! But why?
Shadow: Haven't you ever felt like the world would be better off without you?
Sonic:.....
(Cut to the opening of Sonic 06 but instead of Sonic saving Elise, it's Jet)
Sonic: No, the world needs me.
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Sonic: You faked your death?! But why?
Shadow: Haven't you ever felt like the world would be better off without you?
Sonic:.....
(Cut to the opening of Sonic 06 but instead of Sonic saving Elise, it's Jet)
Sonic: No, the world needs me.
Sonic: You're cute when your angry.
Shadow: Then I'm about to be really fucking adorable!
Sonic's thoughts: Stop looking at me, stop looking at me, Stop looking at me
Amy's Thoughts: Please look at me. Hey, psst, I love you Sonic. I have secret love powers. LOOK AT ME
Knuckles' thoughts: Huh. I have 29 teeth. No, that can't be right. 1...2...3..
Silver's thoughts: Amy's in love with Sonic and I have nothing. Oh look I found an M&M *he picks it up and eats it. It's not an M&M* oh no....
Shadow's Thoughts: My life sucks..... Ok, I really hope no one smelled that.
Rouge's thoughts: Alright, I'm the best looking person in this room. No, in this whole town. No, in this whole state. No....
Eggman's thoughts: ..... Dumbasses.
Eggman: Before we begin the annual Sega villain meetup, I think Reala should apologize for the disgusting comments he tweeted Reala: I called Shadow "edgy" what's the big deal? Mephiles: That wasn't very funny, Reala Reala: YOU KILL PEOPLE
Sonic: Mi casa, su casa. That's French for "front door"
Amigo: um, no it isn't....
Sonic: Our franchise has been around for nearly 35 years and there have never been any issues whatsoever
Sonic: And don't say Sonic 06 or crunch times or Yuji Naka or splitting Sonic Team in two or My Blue Arms or Secret Rings or Amy's Tarot Cards or Pontac and Graff or character mandates or That one issue of IDW or trying to make Ryan Drummond leave his union, or Ken Penders or Mike Pollock or Karen Strassman or killing the Riders franchise or covering Rouge's Cleavage or Sonic Prime or Ryan Drummond's Infidelity or the Sonic 25th anniversary concert or the Twitter account before 2019
Amy: I guess you're right
Sonic: Wow this birthday party is going great! (meanwhile) Shadow, with Doom Wings: AHHH! IT'S NOT GREAT! IT'S NOT GREAT!
Shadow: I hate when my girl friends try to pair me with their gay friends *mimicking Rouge* oh look at all these pictures of my friend Sonic he's gay like you. You two should date *normal voice* NO. Anyway, Sonic say hi Sonic: Hi