#mod being weird

[huanted-dennys]

God forbid anyone in this town have a good time

This was posted on the community board in my laundromat i felt obligated to share

[a-mha-trashbin]

I Want To Bug TF Outta Overhaul Even Though He Would Probs Disassemble My Ass

--A Birthday Wish

[darkoverlordisapureboy]

My Gundham Sticker is Silently Judging Me

I like my seven hundred blankets, you stop it, sir--

[huanted-dennys]

I’m sick and i’m coming off of a bit of a fever but my meds make me super fucking drowsy, so i have this horrifying nightmare about weird plant mold alien zombie creatures

And I know that doesn’t sound scary but i don’t know how else to describe it But BUT Apparently the thing that stopped my nightmare

was my friend, in my dream, getting her dumbass infected by the parasite and then dream me getting so fucking pissed at her that I woke up and yelled at her in real life

Me: Still half asleep “You stupid asshole! DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN”

My friend At 5 in the morning:

[huanted-dennys]

My pitch to hasbro for new transformers

picture this

Three transformers that are a gestalt

1st

Gaslight: Amazing lady, She totally not a massive bitch, she didn’t call you an ugly fish faced protoform? what are you talking about?! Your so delusional and manipulat-

Earth alt: news van

job: recon, interrogation, medic

2nd

Gatekeep: he’s super chill and accepts all kinds people, except decipticons… and those weird insect ones, and the cold constructed, and people with hover bike alts, and-

Earth alt: Armored truck

Job: Security, mechanic, chronically online 

and finally

3rd

Girlboss: super chill has tons of money, owns three different pyramid schemes, invests in crypto currency, owns nfts, total scammer

Earth alt: bugatti

job: Leader of gestalt, Tactician, will con you outta all your savings

Together they make Abomination

[huanted-dennys]

please behold my friend being the funniest person alive and saying prowl looks like johnny bravo

[huanted-dennys]

every year or so ur in the transformers fandom your blorbo changes to a new character who is slightly more obscure then ur current one (or it’s just me idk)

example

starting off: Soundwave (very popular, very known,love him, tired dilf of the fandom)

year 2: Brainstorm (less popular, little more obscure, mad scientist simp of the fandom, many new people don’t know about him until the discover the mtmte/LL comics)

now: Bluestreak (baby, very obscure but still known, i can’t find any tags with him that have more than 20 pieces of fan art, plz plz i need more bluestreak content)

[huanted-dennys]

I grew up in hospitality so I can say with 100% certainty that, maintenance men over the age of 50 are the most petty beings on this planet

They are highschool mean girls trapped in the body of a middle aged man

If u inconvenience them or any of the staff they will bring down hell fire upon ur stay and decimate ur vibe

I’ve seen these men pull off the most passive aggressive moves with the skill akin to my narcissistic mother and not get fired