#mod geek

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Imagine angry birds but it’s with max and he ruptures colons

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I’ll find you next time, Mrs. beets

-mod geek

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Do all of you own guns

-mod geek

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A family can be a dog, a rabbit and their genius human daughter

i bet u all wish they were ur daddies :eye:

-mod geek 

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((I promised my friend that I’d draw max treating them if they got the job , epic lols ensue))

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Don’t mind this , this is a test

- mod geek

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ass

what ? ass ? you want some ass ? you want to *see* my pet rat’s ass ? My little angel, the only redeemable resident in this house? and you want to see her ass ? oh you sicken me-mod geek 

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in your opinion is sam a top verse or bottom

maybe it depends on who he’s paired with…-mod geek