Kirbopher: I WANNA BE TAAALLLL.....
Alpha, laughing: k-kirb what... are you doing
Kirbopher: I WANNA BE AT LEAST 7 INCHES TALLER!
Alpha, still laughing: oh my god
Kirbopher: IT'S MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION!
Kirbopher: I'M [number] YEARS OF AGE, BITCH!
Kirbopher: AND 👏 I CAN 👏 FUCKIN' 👏 DO IT! 👏










