#mod mimii

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I'm a very laid back person. I only care about two things--Every person on earth’s opinion of me and the crushing psychological weight of being alive.

Lucas

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Ness: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?

Paula: Oh no, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

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Buzz Buzz: *is dead*

Pokey: This is so sad Starman Jr. play Despacito

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Maria: *is dead*

Ninten: This is so sad EVE play Despacito

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Ness: Yo how much money do you have?

Jeff: 69 cents.

Ness: Ayyyy you know what that means!

Jeff, crying: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Ness: Listen up fives. A ten is speaking.

Ness: Hey, Paula, can we talk? One ten to another?

Paula: I’m an eleven, but continue.

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Ness: How do you ask a girl out?

Jeff: Simple. You open the door and say, “Get out, you’re bothering me.”

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I’ll keep all of my emotions for Jeff right here. *Gestures to chest* And then one day I’ll die.

Tony