Ranboo’s other half is milk and here’s why:
his poisonous tears are a metaphor for lactose intolerance. tubbo’s nickname, “my little medical issue”, is a nod to this fact
his other half is white. you know what color milk is?
his character constantly has buckets of milk in every tftsmp. wheres he getting the milk huh?
primary food is steak. you know whats also a cow product? that’s right
has a council of endermen and a herd of cows → he’s subconsciously close to His People
cows are also black and white! just like him
there’s lots of ranboo fanart with cow tails and horns, and popular headcanon has predicted canon features before
“milk for the milk god”
his syndicate name, lethe, is one letter away from leche, which means milk in spanish









