A Joke
Warden: Nokk, Nokk-
Jaeger: *sighs* Who’s there?
Warden: No, I looking around for Nokk. You know, quiet woman, looks like a Dark Souls Boss.
Jaeger: Well, I haven’t-OH GOTT. I HAVEN’T SEEN HER!
Warden and Jaeger: Nokk?...Nokk?!

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A Joke
Warden: Nokk, Nokk-
Jaeger: *sighs* Who’s there?
Warden: No, I looking around for Nokk. You know, quiet woman, looks like a Dark Souls Boss.
Jaeger: Well, I haven’t-OH GOTT. I HAVEN’T SEEN HER!
Warden and Jaeger: Nokk?...Nokk?!
[ GSG9 Boys ]
[ How They Act in A Relationship ]
Hey guys, Mod Mute here with my first post to this blog. I’m still figuring out how I’m going to be formatting my posts and stuff, so apologies if I end up reposting this or something like that.
Anyways, on to the small snippets! I’ve based this off of their canon profiles and a lil bit on their voice lines as well. Hope you like it. :)
Jäger - Streicher can be considered a troubling significant other at times, especially when he gets full of himself. He may be stubborn and prideful every now and then, but he will definitely hold you to a very high status (I mean, you’re in a relationship with him, and that is not an easy feat that anyone can accomplish). He likes to be the one to plan your dates and surprise you, and he can’t help but get smug when you’re amazed by his choices. He gets easily jealous, by the way, so be ready to deal with a huffy Streicher if you happen to get too friendly with any of the other guys.
Oh, and remember to be patient when you’re trying to indirectly tell him something; he’s a little bit oblivious to things.
Bandit - Brunsmeier isn’t really one that’s big on fluffy romance like cuddling or hand-holding. He’ll show his love to you by picking on you and, weirdly enough, acting like a smug cat. (You know those friendships where you softcore, mutually bully each other? It’s like that but in a romantic relationship.) He has random spurts of needing excessive amounts of affection, and he will not leave you alone until he is satisfied. And at other times, he’s a lazy bum that doesn’t want to do anything other than laze around and tinker with his toys. You can easily distract him with a kiss though! He may not show it, but he cares very much for you and will protect you from literally anything he can.
Like Streicher, Brunsmeier gets jealous. But instead of complaining to you like Steicher, he’ll show you his frustrations in other ways. ;)
Blitz - Kötz is a very affectionate person and will go above and beyond for you. If you like puppy love, this is the guy for you! He loves to make you laugh and enjoys it when both of you are able to have fun. When you two are alone/when appropriate, he will hold you in his arms and rest his chin on yours. Fluff time is all the time with this guy. He constantly showers you in compliments, but becomes bashful when you do the same to him. He also wants to be with you every second possible! If you’re away for whatever reason, he will for sure keep in touch through texts and calls. Kötz trusts you very, very much, so he doesn’t get as jealous the other two boys do.
You’ll randomly get small presents from Blitz, like chocolate or pastries. Where he gets them, you don’t know.
Mugman's nose is an egg.
-sadly it was not a egg.-
-Mod Mute-
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Dokkaebi: I already had enough with Spooky Operators when it was just Vigil and Caveira. So I decided to do something about this new girl, Nøkk
Nøkk: *Actives her Gadget and every piece of equipment in a 5 KM area that can emit sound starts blasting John Cena’s Theme*
Caveira: Synonyms are weird. Because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cosy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Bandit: My favourite is “butt dial” versus “booty call.”
Capitao: Also, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned”, versus “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
Lion: Great news! Language is now cancelled.
Gridlock’s Gadget
Smoke: Your gadget really shows you’re Australian
Gridlock: Really? How so?
Smoke: It’s criminal
Aussie Operators
Capitao: Taina, what are you doing?
Caveira, who is looking at a knife the size of her forearm like it was the most beautiful object in the world: I heard some Australians are coming over and I am not going to be outdone!! *Smiles at the knife* NOW THIS IS KNIFE! Can’t you agree, Capitao?
Capitao walks away: Meu DEUS! (Good Lord!)